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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296278636

fair enough mate, i guess it\'s just me with no standards

siddy, you\'re wrong about personality not influencing girls. every girl is different and there are millions of them. billions! just ask chester, i think he knows most of them. i bet youre not ugly at all, people say awful things often as displacement for their own anxieties; they say shit sometimes even unconciously. you sound like youve got no confidence and that\'s fair enough, everyone knows about that.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296278899

I agree with most of the points you guys are making , yes personality matters a lot but for whom does it matter?
anyone who looks average - to smoking hot , people who have below average looks struggle to attract anyone for having themselves considered for a date.

A really attractive guy can lose a woman if his personality isn\'t great but he has still managed to attract one for the purpose of dating at least.

An average duder can be cool and have all the swagger about him and date really hot women too precisely because \"he doesn\'t look bad\" .

Guys like me who are fairly below average struggle a lot , trust me a lot. I wish I was delusional about this but when most of the people you\'ve met in your life repeat the same thing over and over again it\'s quite hard to believe the one or two individuals who give different opinions. To a person like me they are just being sweet or in my personal case haven\'t seen me in real life.

I\'m more on the lines of below average to ugly so trust me I know what I\'m talking about.


Oh and yeah the point you made people subconsciously saying bad stuff to others out of their own anxiety is spot on ( been there done that :/ )

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296279440

IN TODAYS WORLD EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LOOKS AND SIZE WHETHER IT BE PENIS SIZE OR BODY. FOR EXAMPLE, LOOK AT HOW MOST OF THESE WOMEN FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING A INSTAGRAM MODEL OR GETTING ALL THESE BODY ENHANCEMENTS.I SAY THAT TO SAY THIS, FUCK WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS IF WE DON\'T LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT OURSELVES CHANGE IT. IF WOMEN CAN DO IT SO CAN WE. SO WHEN I HEAR GUYS TALK ABOUT OH THERE ARE GUYS ON HERE THAT ARE ALREADY BIG AND WANT MORE, I\'M LIKE SO WHAT IT\'S MY LIFE AND Dick SO WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296279466

@siddy19 Don\'t worry about what ppl say or feel about you. You have the power just like women to change it if you feel like something about your body you don\'t like. Keep your head high bro.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296282553

@siddy19:

I agree, being ugly sucks big time. If hot girls see me i think i get a quick \'not a sexual option\' frame right from the start.

I see myself as not-attractive, mostly because of my height (169cm, 5.5 feet), also i am total ectomorph, have glasses, falling out hair in the front, fleeing chin more backwards

I got some money and in the process of planning and doing procedures in the timespan of 3 years:
- Braces for teeth
- PMMA for penis
- Hair Transplant for my falling out hair in the front
- Implanted Contact Lenses to get rid of my glasses
- Veneers for teeth after braces are finished
- Steroids for 3 months in summer
(i train since about 14 years, since 2 months i train every day)
- Tanning cream for my super white skin
- Shoe Inlaces (give it another try)
- Trying to get this really complex topic of fashion
[- makeup for men [- anti hair laser for eg Balls [- some procedure against zits / pimples

All in all it\'s about 22k Euros. That\'s not few, but compared to buying a house (300k?) it\'s a joke.


I had sex with about 50 women. 10% of them were objectively hot girls i would say.

Also sex with not so hot girls is great, especially when i do some kinky stuff with them.


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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296284832

@Lexus27 thanks man

@Dream if you have a recessive chin I would recommend against using train track braces , go along more of the lines of invasalign or things simillar and go to an orthodontist who is more focused on widening your dental arch to create space for all your teeth. Also there are things like Myofunctional therapy & orthotropic appliances(biobloc , alf etc.) that help eliminate the fundamental cause of malloclussions . Don\'t get any teeth extracted no matter what the orthodontist says.

P.s you should measure along feet and inches rather than just feet 169 is almost 5\'7 (170cm) - 5 feet 7 inches might be short in the western world but it\'s not all that bad.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296287448

Moderator Edit: No pornographic content please, thanks.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296289551

LOL, you are the man - that is a lot of pussy and all really good looking too. Not to steal your pussythunder, but since I had my last procedure 2 weeks ago - I have done 3 20-somethings all between 6\'1\" and 6\'4\" lol in the last week - I recently added to my profile no issues with small dicks and yet 2 of them were huge and asked if that was a deal breaker, lol. *update* a 6\'3\" 31 year-old just left FYI he told me before he came over that he did not have a small Dick at all - it was really nice but average - point is, it is all about one\'s attitude and self-perception - he was really happy with what he had and great in bed.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296292055

Touch' :-)
I definitely agree about attitude and self-perception, but it\'s hard for some guys, especially the young ones, to understand that. It\'s also sort of a vague concept for them, because it\'s not a tangible thing they can do to fix the situation. It takes time to develop a good, healthy overall outlook on yourself but once it happens, there are instant benefits to be gained.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296292552

Please aware us how you banged three different women in one day??? How is such a feat possible? Simply amazing. Are this chicks you never banged before or repeats?

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296292664

Three first timers in a day would be greatest pickup artist of the world kinda level

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296293293

chester wrote: Number22: HA, I met three more yesterday. See below.

Siddy: You\'re getting good advice here from the members, but especially Dream, because he\'s going through your situation. Lexus is telling you to be positive and generate self-confidence and Dream is showing you how you can plan to improve. Below is what you can do when you have everything working smoothly. Yesterday\'s screenshots from my phone and camera.

1st pic: Taken 8:38 AM
2nd pic: Taken 1:25 PM
3rd pic: Taken 11:37 PM


when i use have sex with 2 different girls in a day i would be so exhausted it would feel like im dead lol you must have a ton of energy i salute you sir.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296308306

Healthy habits, such as cardiovascular exercise, clean eating and drinking plenty of water, is essential for a healthy libido. There were periods in my late twenties and early thirties where I let myself go a little, even going through phases where I ate doughnuts, pizza and fries. I could definitely tell the difference in the bedroom. There\'s no way I could do then what I can do now. I feel entirely dominant, on every level, in that bedroom. I am the lion and these women are little gazelles. My appetite/testosterone is voracious and has only grown through thorough health management. You can start slowly. Increase your water intake while reducing your alcohol intake. Instead of drinking 4 beers drink 2. Eventually move to light beers. Instead of drinking whiskey, drink a glass of wine. Instead of going for a strawberry milkshake (800-1100 calories) make yourself a banana smoothie with frozen bananas and almond milk (180 calories). So on and so forth. You\'re going to hit a level where you start feeling lighter and more energized. That\'s when you start increasing your exercise, as it will be easier with the added energy and lightness. Start challenging your body slowly. A little more weight on the bench press, few more reps on the pull up station, a few more yards on your jog/bike ride, Etc. Make yourself faster, stronger, smarter, more endurant.

Make yourself better.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 5 months ago #1296309668

chester wrote: Healthy habits, such as cardiovascular exercise, clean eating and drinking plenty of water, is essential for a healthy libido. There were periods in my late twenties and early thirties where I let myself go a little, even going through phases where I ate doughnuts, pizza and fries. I could definitely tell the difference in the bedroom. There\'s no way I could do then what I can do now. I feel entirely dominant, on every level, in that bedroom. I am the lion and these women are little gazelles. My appetite/testosterone is voracious and has only grown through thorough health management. You can start slowly. Increase your water intake while reducing your alcohol intake. Instead of drinking 4 beers drink 2. Eventually move to light beers. Instead of drinking whiskey, drink a glass of wine. Instead of going for a strawberry milkshake (800-1100 calories) make yourself a banana smoothie with frozen bananas and almond milk (180 calories). So on and so forth. You\'re going to hit a level where you start feeling lighter and more energized. That\'s when you start increasing your exercise, as it will be easier with the added energy and lightness. Start challenging your body slowly. A little more weight on the bench press, few more reps on the pull up station, a few more yards on your jog/bike ride, Etc. Make yourself faster, stronger, smarter, more endurant.

Make yourself better.


Thank for the advice i will try it out.

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Chester's Chicken Coop 7 years 4 months ago #1296830938

Tip#13: Laughter will get her in bed.
Way more important than Dick size is your ability to make a woman laugh. Have you had funny experiences or situations in life? Bring them up to your date. If you get her to laugh, your chances of banging her goes up dramatically. The more laughter logged in your date, the higher your chances go up. Think of laughter as playing with her pussy. The more you play with it, the hornier she gets. A woman is often uptight and nervous during a date, so anything you can do to bring down the stress level and make her feel more comfortable will definitely improve your date. Laughter is taking that a step further, so far, in fact, that it loosens her up, in the right places. What\'s funny to a woman? Anything. Think of anything that\'s happening in your date, or that has happened in your history, that can cause the chuckles. Think on your feet. I once took a cab ride with a woman across Central Park (NYC) and, on the fly, decided to talk to the Indian cab driver in a deep Southern accent. The woman was literally in tears throughout the whole ride, and that was the first 10 minutes of the date. I banged her later that night.

If you think keeping her laughing may be a lot of work, don\'t worry, you don\'t have to be the only funny one. Laugh at anything that is even remotely funny from her. Laughing at her jokes, or funny statements, will make her feel very positively towards you, and loosen her up even more. The more laughter that is exchanged between you, the more positive energy is released between you, improving your chemistry. Once a woman senses and establishes chemistry with you, it\'s a wrap.

For all the young guys, take it from MF Doom (1:17-1:26):

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