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Chester's Chicken Coop 1 year 6 months ago #1306590585

Tip: For those that think it\'s all about what you have in your pants, focus on being outstanding at something. If you get really good, you will be loved and admired for it, by women of all ages, despite how you look. Case in point:
www.cnn.com/2018/12/20/entertainment/woo...ngelhardt/index.html

This very attractive young woman didn\'t care how old he was, he was good at what he did and she was literally wild for him. She admitted to being totally in love with him, despite his looks. Self-improvement is the key, my friends.
CURRENT: 6.2" EL x 6" EG
GOAL: 7" EL x 6" EG

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Chester's Chicken Coop 1 year 6 months ago #1306591867

I am a big fan of Woody Allen, He\'s always had \"sexual inadequacy\" contents in most if not all his movies that most men have experienced. But he\'s a Hollywood actor/director and there will always be some nut case who will like them stars....LOL... OF course that lady is not a nut case, but she was there at the right time.

Of course I 100% agree that one must excel in something for one\'s own good, not just to impress the ladies....

I am recently using ideas/techniques of teasing some of the women I am talking to, telling them I don\'t care if they talk to other men, and they just keep coming back for more chats and other things....LOL.

Happy Holidays everyone....
Live Long and F*** Long 😉

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The elist Silicone Implant is a failure by design, a disaster by Surgeon and a Let Down by the Medical board!, in my Unmedical, Unprofessional Opinion 😉

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Chester's Chicken Coop 1 year 6 months ago #1306649132

Tip: Small dicks make women cum too!

I\'ve read countless posts here about men who are down on themselves, dissatisfied with the size of their penis, and how they believe they cannot satisfy a woman. However, the simple, scientific fact is that small dicks can be just as good as big ones, if you know how to use them. Here\'s a perfect example. This guy fucks four petite girls, none of whom can even wrap their whole hand around his dick, yet each of them cum, some even squirt.

www.wankoz.com/videos/939560/pounding-th...a-leclair-porno-dan/

These tiny hands can\'t even manage to put five fingers around this short cock yet all of them cum. This guy might not even be 5\" EL. Yes, each of them is tiny and tight, but the larger point is that it\'s clear he knows his way around the female body, and how to please a woman. Their reaction is evident by the moisture each of them generates...and not even one drop came from him having a big dick. Now think about this... Most of you reading this post are probably bigger than this guy, yet you feel down on yourself because of your supposed penile shortcomings. Guys, go splash some cold water on your ffac and look at yourself in the mirror. Realize what you just saw and realize that you\'re bigger than this guy!! Focus on learning how to be better than him in bed. Think about what to say, what will make her hot, tug on her hair, slap her ass, rub her little clit and tell her it\'s tiny and tastes delicious, etc. Make her feel small and protected by your masculine sexuality and confidence. Confidence, the right attitude, self-improvement, confidence and more confidence. Go out there and be a better self version of yourself. Then copy and paste that philosophy every day...Then go out and create some puddles.
CURRENT: 6.2" EL x 6" EG
GOAL: 7" EL x 6" EG

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Chester's Chicken Coop 1 year 6 months ago #1306649226

@chesterHe looks more like 6\" NBPEL

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Chester's Chicken Coop 1 year 6 months ago #1306652929

@chesterHe looks more like 6\" NBPEL

Not if none of the 100-lb women can\'t even fit all five fingers lengthwise on the cock. If they have to remove any of their tiny fingers to suck it, due to shortness of length, and if they can easily swallow it whole in their tiny mouths, as some of them do in the video, no way is it larger than 5\" EL.
CURRENT: 6.2" EL x 6" EG
GOAL: 7" EL x 6" EG

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Chester's Chicken Coop 1 year 1 month ago #1308679207

Tip: Know your way around the clit.
You\'ve been lied to for years. Diamonds aren\'t a woman\'s best friend. It\'s the clit. Master a woman\'s clit and you\'ll always keep her purring. Watch and learn:
CURRENT: 6.2" EL x 6" EG
GOAL: 7" EL x 6" EG

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Chester's Chicken Coop 3 weeks 1 day ago #1308698105

Ok boys and gals, it's been awhile... This is my first Chicken Coop post on the new form.

Tip: When opportunity knocks....

So everybody's locked up and can't go out because of this covid-19 situation. Women that previously would have been very conservative and uptight about getting into sexual situations are now foaming at the mouth for it. Remember guys, women are human too. They have needs. If you lock up a woman in her apartment for 3 months, she's really going to start craving dick. Some may start out with fingers after a couple of days, then all the sudden they're on Amazon ordering dildos, then bigger dildos, then they're on porn sites, the list goes on and on. By the time they're actually making phone contact with a guy, they're masturbating after every single call. Of course you'll never know this because they are REALLY good at hiding it but, chances are, given what's actually going on in the world, they're touching themselves after the call. Now's the time to strike. You know that girl that you've been hesitant to proceed with? Call her up and tell her that it would be nice to see her sometime. Tell her you two have been locked down for too long and should get together and unwind. Using vague language like that will drive them crazy after the call. Leave it mysterious. Case in point, I have a neighbor who's in her 50s but looks incredible. She's vegan and weighs like 90 lb with a tight fit body. She and I have known each other for the past four years and she comes over every now and then for wine. We mingle and hang out. But she's always kept it very platonic. Lately, I've noticed that whenever we run into each other in the hall, she wants to start to talk for like a long time. Last time I saw her was in front of a pizzeria, and she kept me out there for like 20 minutes. When I said we should get together soon, her eyes lit up and she said yes absolutely! So I'll put two bottles of prosecco in the fridge and I'll finally get to bang her. In her mind I think it wouldn't be a good idea because we're neighbors and all and that might get weird. But I think it would be perfect because I'll tell her that were just friends that fuck every now and then. We can take care of each other... sexually. Just like friends should. Cheers boys. Go get it!
CURRENT: 6.2" EL x 6" EG
GOAL: 7" EL x 6" EG

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