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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295105538

@messageman
I\'m glad you put the time and effort in to raise awareness of how dangerous this man and his procedure is.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295105787

@jjk; no pix, never happened...

You must be the greasy haired assistant dork who could hardly speak Englith..... LOL..

elist; stop the shill, it will never work here...

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295113199

I know you don\'t lack intelligence, I was just being lazy with my words because you get sick of repeating the same thing over and over again.
Your just a victim of the Phalloplasty industry.
The only industry on earth where 99% of the options available actually make things worse, and 9 times out of 10 the most heavily marketed and medically endorsed options are actually the worst.
I have a retarded looking penis thanks to a crazy Mongoloid called Dr Kim, check out the MegaFill thread.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295112934

Reklaw....what exactly happened to you. I hear a lot of adjectives thrown around in here but no actual personal experiences....and by the same people for years on end. I actually started to post in here to see what other Elist patients had to say who had RECENTLY done the procedure so I could gauge where I was with my healing relative to them. Crazy right? So far, I have been called names and had my I.Q. challenged. I feel like the Donald Trump of this forum. Most were so sure I was a shill and had no pics. I posted them so I hope I have gotten past that accusation. I would like it if other people who actually have had the surgery recently post in here so we can learn from each other\'s experiences. Most probably won\'t want to get involved in here because if they say anything somewhat positive about their experience then they will be attacked. Maybe I am in the wrong forum. MODERATOR, Is this a forum ONLY for people who had bad experiences or is it a forum for all who have had the Elist procedure to chat? I am still healing so I can\'t say that I am completely happy with it until I have completely healed. I am willing to reserve judgment until the time frame given to me by the doctor which was about 8 months

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295112743

I think your bang on with that Hoddle, that\'s exactly what I did with my procedure, I ignored logic in favour of information that I knew didn\'t quite add up in order for me to go through with it.
It\'s a classic case of Confirmation Bias, you will interpret all available information in a way that fits in with the pre existing belief that the procedure you\'ve decided on is the best option.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295112000

Here are some pics. I thank you in advance mustang for your apology LMFAO

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295111662

I\'m fairly confident he isn\'t a shill. It\'s amazing how easy it is to rationalize things in a way that allows us to choose the option we want. I can see how someone could ignore all the horror stories and try and rationalize them in a way that allows them to conclude the Elist implant is worth the gamble.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295110854

He might not be a shill he might just just be not very intelligent.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295109190

messageman wrote: I am so done with trying to counter these stupid posts that crop up every few months.


That is very likey what he (Elist) is counting on. This is quite clearly a shill. The giveaway for me was that he said that he visited this forum before having the procedure. Imagine trying to give birth to a baby, and going to a review site of doctors that deliver babies, to find that the doctor who you\'ve chosen has massacred 95% of the babies he\'s delivered, yet somehow you *insist* on going with that doctor. Absurd isn\'t even the word.

Frankly, I view every single person posting here with an Elist implant as a shill until they can prove, unequivocally, that they\'re not.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295108607

Oh, I AM A SHILL...PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!!

LMAO.........

I like the green letters!!!!!!!!

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295108593

BTW, we have a gay couple who had the elist implant done and they were treated with full respect and support...

Did your attorney eyes see how we treated them?

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295108574

jjk wrote: I can assure you I am not a shill. I chose to go forward because I could see that many of the posts were from 2011 etc and Dr Elist had done literally thousands of these operations. The GQ magazine article...which is how I found out about Dr. Elist...was published well after that and I didn\'t think GQ would put itself out there if the doctor was a quack. All I am doing is telling you what MY experience has been and people can take it for just that. I thought this PalloBoard was for guys to talk about their experiences both bad and good. It seems as if you believe it is impossible to have a good outcome with this surgery. My story is not over and I hope I end up with a great result. So far I have no complaints other than having to wait 6 to 8 months to get a \"final result\".

As to six weeks and my pubic hair....I agree and hope it grows back faster...it is growing but not as fast as I\'d like...lol

Mustang...I am an attorney in South Florida and do not work for Dr. Elist. I notice that you have been posting for years....the thought had occurred to me that the shill in here is you...but I\'ll give you the benefit of the doubt...which is better than you have given me

As to what my Erect penis feels like...no one has said a word or even given me a strange look. I would agree that when my penis is not hard....i.e. \"soft\" you can feel the edges where the implant stops covering the penis




Cool jjk, lets see your results. If you are real, I will publicly apologize and welcome you aboard.

So far, I see no pix, hence it never happened!!! Prove me wrong...I dare you!

You are an attorney? Cool, then you know how it works...You signed those papers at elist office? you read them? it tells you you WILL lose Erect length. As an attorney, you\'d never sign them papers.

I give you a rear bumper guarantee, you will NEVER get ANY Erect length increase. I further give you another front bumper guarantee that you WILL LOSE EL now and once you get it removed in a few months you will lose more EL, and I give you a sunroof guarantee that you will have it removed with disastrous results.....IF you ever really had it!

Hey man, make me eat my own words....I dare you again...yes, here we are little kids with big dicks...LOL

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295108402

I get my medical advice from GQ too. When I was little and I got sick I used to read TV Guide. Thats I how I found out I had epilepsy. They don\'t make that anymore :-(

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295107468

Can we see a pic? And your penis is now 4.75x6.5 Erect? That seems a bit disproportionate. Once Girth is bigger than length it starts to look disproportionate but yours is c.40% higher.

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Considering the elist implant 7 years 1 month ago #1295107166

I can assure you I am not a shill. I chose to go forward because I could see that many of the posts were from 2011 etc and Dr Elist had done literally thousands of these operations. The GQ magazine article...which is how I found out about Dr. Elist...was published well after that and I didn\'t think GQ would put itself out there if the doctor was a quack. All I am doing is telling you what MY experience has been and people can take it for just that. I thought this PalloBoard was for guys to talk about their experiences both bad and good. It seems as if you believe it is impossible to have a good outcome with this surgery. My story is not over and I hope I end up with a great result. So far I have no complaints other than having to wait 6 to 8 months to get a \"final result\".

As to six weeks and my pubic hair....I agree and hope it grows back faster...it is growing but not as fast as I\'d like...lol

Mustang...I am an attorney in South Florida and do not work for Dr. Elist. I notice that you have been posting for years....the thought had occurred to me that the shill in here is you...but I\'ll give you the benefit of the doubt...which is better than you have given me

As to what my Erect penis feels like...no one has said a word or even given me a strange look. I would agree that when my penis is not hard....i.e. \"soft\" you can feel the edges where the implant stops covering the penis




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