Thanks Mustang & briceb. What all the user\'s accounts here has taught me, is to be happy with the equipment I have.
That said, it would be nice to have some big heavy low
Hanging Balls to fill out my package. I was more interested in is elist\'s testicular implants.
Seems like guys are having a slightly better experience with those. But I think it was Pavlik who had them removed by a different surgeon that said that elist sewed right through one of his testicles?
Then, I came across the statement on his website that if you have
Foreskin, he will just cut it off for you in order to receive his implant.
I like my penis the way it is actually, it\'s nice and big, produces a lot of cum & precums like a faucet. And the
Foreskin is great. But it\'s like a cucumber on top of two cherries. They are out of proportion. But it\'s like briceb says, if were anyone else other than elist maybe I\'d consider it.
No way would I ever go near that situation elist has going now. I\'m beyond horrified by the accounts here. If that office emails me back I\'m going to tell them to lose my information and never contact me again.
I just have to rant for a minute, feel free to skip:
I feel for you guys, you have no idea. To me it appears as though this surgeon is cashing in, and preying on us guys\' most fragile and private insecurities. Then he waves this big glowing magic wand in front of our eyes, 99% success rate, patented, FDA approved, increase in
Girth AND length, keep the same sensation, etc. Then he can\'t even get the incision straight after how many procedures? The implant seemed intriguing on the surface, until I learned what it really entails. I think that even had I not stumbled across this site, once I read about the
Circumcision he would gladly do for you, I would turn tail and run. Big red flag. Heck, an ocean of gigantic waving red banners. I would rather have a small, but normal penis with
Foreskin than a large one without any. But that\'s just me I guess. Does this guy just not care? Mind boggling. If a man trusted me with his pride and joy, and paid me over 10k to do it, not only would I be humbled and honored with the trust he is showing me, but I would damn well do everything in my power to make sure that absolutely everything was completely beyond perfect, from the first incision, to the last stitch. If it were me botching all these implants I would die from shame. That is how much I feel for you guys. Not your fault. If only I could give you a way to go back and have a do over, to make a different choice, to tell you it\'s all going to work out fine. Reading all your stories makes me vacillate between anger, to disbelief, to horror, to profound sympathy and sorrow. If everything written here is accurate, we are dealing with a monster. Some pretty scary shit. And I know it sounds crazy, but still I\'m tempted to get the testicle implants. Don\'t worry, I\'m not letting that man within 10,000 miles of my junk, ever. Just sayin\'. Guys who are reading this, if you are still seriously considering either of these procedures, the penis implant or the testicle implants please contact me. Allow me to try to convince you to change your mind. No guy deserves this treatment. Even a guy who is still willing to go through with it after reading everything here. Because I get it. The possibility of success, of the happy feeling that you will finally fill out your underpants. Maybe get a second glance at the pool. Become a better lover. Whatever.
End rant.
Mustang, your story awes me and leaves me numb. Thank you for sharing your experience for us noobs. Good looking out bro.
briceb, what are your experiences with elist? Or are you like me and were just forever curious until you learned the truth.