Prince Maximizer wrote: Wow..I\'m buffed... I am not expecting them to tell anything but the truth, but I know that I will be told some stuff that I should hear and some maybe not...but do they not explain the risk and complications?
@messageman: sorry buddy for asking, but may I ask if any explanation was provided for the infection? and why did you not receive any treatment before Removal? I\'m not medical genius, but infections can be handled with antibiotic stuff or so, right? Didn\'t you get any?
Prince Maximizer
No problem with asking questions; that\'s what this forum is all about.
At the time of my infection, I was nowhere near the vicinity of the clinic (actually, outside of the country), so I wouldn\'t have been able to get there anytime soon. . However, I did have antibiotics with me, which I had bought on-line in case something like an infection occurred. I started taking them within a few hours of noticing the infection. They didn\'t help.
Dr. Elist does not properly outline the risks and probable outcome of his Frankenweenie procedure. If he were truly honest, nobody in their right mind would even think of undergoing it.
The following is an Imaginary conversation between \"Doctor\" Elist and his unwitting victim if Doctor Elist were
somehow put under a spell that makes him tell the truth:
Patient: What are the risks and complications of the implant procedure, and what will the final result look and feel like?
\"Dr. Elist: Well, the best case scenario is that you end up with a penis that looks and feels completely ridiculous. In its
Flaccid state, it will always look semi-
Erect, so it will look like you have a half hard-on (chubby) as you swagger around that locker room. Great if you\'re in a gay bathhouse, but not the effect you probably will looking for if you\'re just taking a steam with your bros after a weekly basketball game. This abnormal
Flaccid is due to the fact you basically have an inflexible dildo stitched to your penis. Also, in its
Flaccid state, forget about letting your significant other hold your penis in bed (in the afterglow) as you snuggle; it will feel like she is holding an aerosol can.
Oh yes, I have to let you know that you will lose at least an
Inch in length when
Erect (most likely 1.5 inches), initially after receiving the implant. You will most likely never regain the entire lost
Erect length back. That being said, you may, after a year or two, regain some of that lost length through the risky use of weights, which most likely will jar the implanted dildo out of place, necessitating another surgery to have it corrected, or by finding a magic lamp and reclaiming your treasured lost inches with one of your three wishes.
Most patients have reported dissatisfaction with the edges of the implant, flaring out and causing pain both to himself and his partner on the shaft, or the implant jutting into the pubic bone, causing excruciating pain and making sex impossible. For the edges problem, I will advise you to \"wrap it\" and wait for the capsule to form, so it will soften over time. For the \"jutting out\"problem, I will advise you to wait for it to eventually \"fall down\" over time. Of course this is all bullshit. In fact, you most likely will have to come in for another surgery to have it corrected. It is at this time I will introduce you to my next generation dildo. A \"newer and improved\" implant! Of course this will just be another experimental piece of plastic that I will be trying out in hopes that, through a miracle, it somehow has a lower complication rate (perhaps down to 70%!), and I won\'t have to spend so much time bullshitting you suckers . Of course you will have to pay more money and go through the whole recuperation process again with
Removal being an eventuality anyway, but that\'s the price you pay for wanting that bigger
Dick...So much so that you ignore countless glaring red flags, and refuse to listen to that little voice in your head telling you to get that dildo taken out of your
Dick and run for the hills.
Human beings are amazing at denial . As That Simon and Garfunkel song goes, \"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest da da da\"...Well that\'s what I am counting on.
When I hear that song, I hear $$$Ka-Ching$$$.
Oh yes, if you lose sensation in your penile shaft, I will assure you that it will come back in a few weeks. When that doesn\'t happen, I will assure that it will come back in a few months...and by the time that doesn\'t happen, I figure you\'ve almost accepted the fact that your penis is numb and that sex (the single nicest, most sublime feeling or bodies can feel ) will never ever be the same again...I will,of course, try to shift the blame onto you...I\'ll throw in the fact that perhaps you had a previous surgery, or maybe had sex too soon..blah, blah, blah. Of course you will accept these excuses because you have nobody else to turn to. I also count on the fact that you look at me as a medical practitioner who swore the Hippocratic oath, \"Do no harm\" . Great stuff! It\'s amazing how much mileage I can get out just my title \"Doctor\" title alone. And at the very least, i count on the fact that you assume I am a human being that actually has ethics and morals. Like shooting fish in a barrel!
This second phase stuff (the necessary corrections) is, of course, assuming that you don\'t get an infection, which is also a very big possibility, especially in the first 6 months. When this nightmare occurs, your penis will ooze yellow puss and explode with pain. It will occur without warning and be absolutely terrifying. Your penis will balloon up and contort as your body\'s immune system expels it from the body the only way it can..piercing it through the delicate skin on your penile shaft. Most likely you won\'t be living anywhere near my clinic, so when you contact me either by phone or email I will be sure to appear baffled by this \'perplexing\' development, and try to convince you that it is somehow your fault. \"Did you have sex too soon? Perhaps you were masturbating too soon, blah, blah, blah\" again. I will then advise treating it with powerful antibiotics, knowing all too well that this course of action is most likely futile. Once bacteria is attached to the silicon, it\'s next impossible to get rid of. You see, I know that my patients are completely and utterly dependent on me once the dildo is in. I know they are too embarrassed to seek outside help, and are terrified to piss me off because they believe I am basically the only one on the planet that could somehow make this nightmare disappear. Suckers.
Now...when you finally have to have that dildo taken out, I will suggest you have that \"procedure\" done in my examination room. This serves two purposes. It
saves me both time (I don\'t have to take that long drive out to the surgery centre) and money (In the far off chance my patient has a backbone and refuses to pay for the surgical clinic fees and the anesthesiologist). As you might guess, an examination room is...well, an examination room...and not suited for an invasive procedure such as removing the implant. But hey, you have swallowed my shit this far...and we\'re so close to the end! Now I won\'t get into the excruciating pain you are going to feel during the operation (in the examination room) to have it removed, nor will I elaborate on the unsanitary conditions of the examination room, nor the alarming fact that the receptionist at the front desk will have magically become my surgical assistant. I will say though that biggest surprise is yet to come for the you . You see, once you get back to your home, he will be shocked and distraught to see that the length of his penis has retracted a few inches. Not only that, it will will curve upwards. This is all due to scar tissue, which naturally retracts. I will, of course, tell you it is just temporary and can be remedied with stretching and pumping. Guess what? It most likely won\'t be.Surprised? How could you be? Sucker.
So what will you get at the end of this implant journey that will be both expensive and time consuming? A shorter, curved penis, anxiety, and whole lot of depression.
goes out to you, and I am pleased that it has benefitted your sex life.
