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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1283476504

Champcheese wrote: lol so many questions arise after that explanation, \"why did a wasp sting both sides of your Dick\" you sticking your business in a hive? HA

I was on a hike with this girl I met, and we stopped to check out this cool lookin plant. We sat down and started talkin, one thing led to another... I pulled it out, BAM immense pain.

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269730050

briceb wrote: Let\'s see...

I fractured my penis, when it healed it was bigger.

I had slight ED earlier.

Taking new supplements/steroids/hgh.

Just REALLY happy to see you.

Got stung by a bee.

I had a doctor in mexico inject millions of plastic beads in my Dick.

Literally LOL

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269729913

@briceb
Love your last post ! lol
@ Miracle7
At your size you could claim that your penis bit the snake !
HC

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269729161

Too bad my wife already knows the truth! My imaginary fabrication sounds like a winner!

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269729146

I was bit by a rare venomous snake on a hiking expedition. Due to the level of acute toxicity and lack of a completely effective antivenom, I\'m stuck in a perpetual state of inflammation that will never subside. It hurts a little. Will you kiss it?

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269729079

Let\'s see...

I fractured my penis, when it healed it was bigger.

I had slight ED earlier.

Taking new supplements/steroids/hgh.

Just REALLY happy to see you.

Got stung by a bee.

I had a doctor in mexico inject millions of plastic beads in my Dick.

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269728909

@Hunkchunk
Actually, your history of the condition makes it a perfect story for you with everyone except that one girl.

\"I have a history of Priapism. I\'ve had it for a while and it seems like everytime it happens I get a little bigger...\"

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269723245

And I was going to say that I had recently trapped my Cock in my zip! Thanks for that excuse sizemic

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269723002

@ sizemic
I can\'t use the Priapism excuse as it isn\'t believable in my case. I had that unusual condition for the better part of two decades and it never gave me anything more than maybe a touch of lengthening from an even shorter prior condition. I think it only helps for size increases if you have a number of other factors at play, such as those used in QuadMix.
The lady in question knew this about me, having been with me for several years back when I would be stiff day and night. So that\'s not one I could use with her. If it is with somebody who knows me less I could say this, but that would mean never sharing that incidental part of my sexual history which I don\'t want to have to hide. However, in your case not having had this before, it might pass the credibility test and help suspend disbelief?
HC

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269722962

I guess I\'m a prime candidate to reply to this thread as for the past two weeks I\'ve been story telling a girlfriend who has no idea what I\'ve done. I brought home the rather gruesome looking Mushroom Head glans pump with its brass piston and told her I had practically injured myself using it to gain size. I said that will the loads of supplements I take, and there\'s a table filled with bottles, plus the Pregnyl shots I took, that I expect to see certain size gains.
Then I even pushed the envelop a bit far, which I sort of regretted, telling her that the more I have sex during this chemical PE treatment the bigger it will get. She seemed to go from \"oh my gosh let\'s get at it\" to having second thoughts and not wanting to participate in such a PE quest. I am at week 3 and have yet to see her reaction to the real collagen buildup gains. I will post back again and see if my story holds up but she did say \"Are you sure you didn\'t do something else you\'re not telling me?\"
HC

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269719614

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HGH caused me to have a Priapism, love it! Thanks guys HA HA

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269718998

Its a very good question and one that I have thought about but hadn\'t really come up with an answer.... until Sizemic stepped in...

GREAT answer to that question. I just may have to steal that one.

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269716760

I haven\'t had PMMA yet, but after I do, I think I\'m going to say I did a round of Growth Hormone to gain muscle and this is one of the unexpected side effects. The word growth in the name seems to justify that it could be possible. I think most people associate steroids with package shrinkage (at least the Balls anyway).

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269716358

\"I had a Priapism a couple of weeks ago.\"

- Basically its an Erection that lasts longer than four hours... sometimes it can be painful and in the case of \"low-flow\" Priapism the blood doesn\'t leave the organ as fast as it is pumped in and it can cause permanent increase in size (very rare... it can also cause Erectile dysfunction which is more common).

So they go \"Holy shit! what happened?\"

I say: \"I had an Erection a few weeks ago that lasted a super long time... like 8 hours... it was super painful and it swelled up a lot. I went to the hospital and they called it a Priapism. They gave me something to get the Erection to go away, but the size increase was permanent!\"

I have used this excuse and I tell you it is 100% believeable... Look it up! I like it better than saying I did a crazy enlargement technique

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Excuses for New Size Lets Hear Em 12 years 3 months ago #1269715985

You know Zmann, I\'ve been wondering the same thing. I\'m pretty sure some of the guys here have hooked up with chicks they\'ve banged in the past, which leads us to wonder what their \"story\" was since an Inch or more in EG can\'t go unnoticed!
While I haven\'t had a situation where I have to make an excuse, I think I would use the old \"PE exercise\" one and just embarrassingly admit that I\'ve been pumping and stretching but that somehow the exercises target the shaft and not the glans, hence the disproportionate (and dwarfed) glans lol! I\'ll tell \'em it\'s an underground art which is why it isn\'t well-known or recognized in the mainstream, and then hopefully end of story.
Fortunately the method I underwent essentially provides me my own tissue, so there doesn\'t appear to be any implant or foreign object, making it that much harder to see that augmentation was performed on it. I will have a bigger problem when I get closer to my Girth goals though, since my glans aren\'t impressive.

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