Last one from me for a little while, heading out on vacation. - BB
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying Erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent Urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph\'s condition could be cured through corrective surgery. \"How long will Ralph be on crutches?\" the wife asked anxiously. \"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?\" responded the surprised doctor. \"Well,\" said the wife, \"you are planning to lengthen Ralph\'s legs, aren\'t you?\"
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. \"Why all the attention ?\" the friend asked. \"You look fine to me.\"
\"I know !\" grinned the patient. \"But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my Circumcision required twenty-seven
When I first joined here I thought everyone was crazy... why the hell would anyone want to do PMMA?
Penile Mixed Martial Arts? I don\'t want to join some club where guys beat each-other up with their wangs... sorry.
Isn\'t technology amazing?
I tried to open a new email account today. When it asked me to enter a password I entered \"penis\".
Message flashed up \"PASSWORD REJECTED, TOO SHORT\".
I thought, how the fuck does Microsoft know the size of my prick?
Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
\"How do you account for this?\" he asked the brothers.
\"It\'s hereditary,sir!\" the older one replied.
\"I see,\" said the doctor, \"Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!\"
\"No sir, our mother is!\" the younger one replied.
\"Your mother? Don\'t be stupid, woman do not have penises!\"
\"I know sir\" replied the older brother, \"but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!\"