TOPIC: PE Jokes

Ouch!

Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.

\"Help me! Help me!\" she screamed. \"I\'m being robbed!\"

\"You ain\'t being robbed\" her attacker interrupted. \"You\'re being screwed!\"

The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. \"If you\'re screwing me with that,\" she fumed, \"I am being robbed!\"

@SO
Classic!

biggerbob wrote: It\'s 2022 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. The first thing they see is a Martian couple. Mike and Maureen naturally want to know how they have sex. She goes straight to the point: \"So how do you guys do it?\" asks Maureen. \"Like you do, I think,\" says the male Martian, \"but maybe we\'d better check it out to be sure!\" So, after some discussion, they all agree to swap partners for one night.Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He\'s got only a tiny penis about half an Inch long and just a quarter Inch thick. \"I don\'t think this is going to work,\" says Maureen, disappointed beyond belief. The male Martian looks puzzled. \"Why not?\" he asks, \"What\'s the matter?\" \"Well,\" she replies, \"it\'s just not long enough to go inside me!\"\"No problem,\" he says, and starts to slap his forehead with his hand. With each slap, his Cock grows till it\'s actually pretty long. \"Well,\" she says, \"that\'s very impressive, but it\'s still quite narrow....\" \"No problem,\" says the male Martian, and he starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his Cock grows wider and wider until it\'s huge! \"Wow!\" shouts Maureen, before they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.Next day the two couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike says to Maureen, \"Well, was it any good?\"\"I hate to say it,\" replies Maureen, \"but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?\"\"It was horrible,\" says Mike, \"all I got was a terrible headache. She just kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.\"

It\'s 2022 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. The first thing they see is a Martian couple. Mike and Maureen naturally want to know how they have sex. She goes straight to the point: \"So how do you guys do it?\" asks Maureen. \"Like you do, I think,\" says the male Martian, \"but maybe we\'d better check it out to be sure!\" So, after some discussion, they all agree to swap partners for one night.Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He\'s got only a tiny penis about half an Inch long and just a quarter Inch thick. \"I don\'t think this is going to work,\" says Maureen, disappointed beyond belief. The male Martian looks puzzled. \"Why not?\" he asks, \"What\'s the matter?\" \"Well,\" she replies, \"it\'s just not long enough to go inside me!\"\"No problem,\" he says, and starts to slap his forehead with his hand. With each slap, his Cock grows till it\'s actually pretty long. \"Well,\" she says, \"that\'s very impressive, but it\'s still quite narrow....\" \"No problem,\" says the male Martian, and he starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his Cock grows wider and wider until it\'s huge! \"Wow!\" shouts Maureen, before they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.Next day the two couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike says to Maureen, \"Well, was it any good?\"\"I hate to say it,\" replies Maureen, \"but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?\"\"It was horrible,\" says Mike, \"all I got was a terrible headache. She just kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.\"

Ahh manual PE forums that\'s one thing I won\'t miss.... One of the many factors leading me to PMMA was to put an end to all the time and effort to manual PE.
Much like some body building forums but even worse you have people creating theories, spread sheets and the whole nine yard claiming to be \"e-veterans.\"
Contrary to fitness where 99% of people could see improvements with an \"honest\" effort I agree with Miracle7 in saying that percentage is much lower with manual PMMA hence why its not way more mainstream. Anyways thats my rant of the day, sorry its on a joke thread I just found manual PE being brought up as a joke pretty funny!

@stillwantmore
I\'m aware of that. The results achieved here are unprecedented among forums centered around both surgical and non surgical means.

What\'s full of good ideas, theories, spread sheets, stories of grandeur, and no measurable proof of increased penis sizes? Your average PE forum. LOL, sad but true.

I couldn\'t agree more. Many men never achieve size gains via manual PE despite \"following the guidelines set out by \'Veteran\' gainers\". Even with an \"honest , focused effort in PE\", for some, it just doesn\'t happen. As you stated, those that do gain are in the minority. It doesn\'t mean the other 95% did not put forth the effort or performed the exercises incorrectly. Much of the success purported by veterans is likely attributable to genetics. Some people rarely hit the weights and look like they are gym rats while most simply do not possess the propensity to gain despite rigorous and consistent training. Manual PE would be more mainstream if it worked for the vast majority of men.

Miracle, I was referring to non surgical forums.

@stillwantmore
True. Fortunately, a good percentage of our members ARE gaining. With you on board, I\'m enthusiastic and hopeful we\'ll have even more gainers among us. I myself, am a stickler for numbers.

What\'s full of good ideas, theories, spread sheets, stories of grandeur, and no measurable proof of increased penis sizes?

Your average PE forum. LOL, sad but true. It\'s funny in a way that most of them end up that way and that most men who actually GAIN are in the minority. If more men made more of an honest, focused effort in PE...they would gain.

\"I\'m looking for a book for men with small penises\" I told the girl at the library.
\"Its not in yet\" She said
\"Yep, that\'s the one\" I replied

These are hilarious! Nice to know the guys on this site have a sense of humor!

Wanted to start a thread because we all need a laugh every once in a while. Figured we could keep it related to PE though. Here is my first contribution.


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