I have a recent one.
Size: 6.25\" Midshaft Erect Girth
Complainant: Small asian girl (age 26)
I got a message on POF from this Asian chick asking if I wanted to hook up that night... I said sure, she looked hot. Anyway when I got there we had no where to go other than this back ally behind a bar and do it in my car.
We made out and when the Dick
comes out, I am about 50% hard (because its a weird situation to say the least... and her words were: \"WHY IS IT SO HUGE?!\"
Me: \"Uhh I am lucky I guess...\"
Her: \"No its so fat, what\'s wrong with it? Did you pump it?\"
Me: \"No, I was born this way.\"
Her (after feeling around, squeezing the \"ring\" of PMMA
on the circ-scar line): \"No... what\'s this? Why is this spot harder?\"
Me: \"Its a hardened vein... it happened when I was young...\" I honestly am so kinda balfed that she is inspecting my Dick
Her: \"Why is your skin so thick? You had to have pumped. its weird. Oh my god are you clean?!\"
Me (a little pissed at this point): \"Yes! of course I am!\"
Her: \"Then why is it weird? No one has a Dick
Me (Pissed and just defeated by the situation): \"Alright I pumped last night... now lets f*ck...\"
Her: \"Its not even hard.\"
Me: \"It will get hard, lets make out and it will happen...\" I wanted to say its because you are being such a nosy bitch... but didn\'t...
So the only way I could get hard after all this was if I clamped the base of my Dick
with my left hand while I stroked with the right (a Uli for those who know manual PE terms). It got hard, real hard. The problem with this is by Clamping
like this my Girth
is like 0.3\" thicker than normal. SO, at the moment I would be measuring about 6.6\" Midshaft Girth
and over 7\" at the base..
Her: \"HOLY that is HUGE, you shouldn\'t have pumped.\"
I just put the condom on ...
She says she wants it from behind so thats what we do, in the back of my car, in the back parking lot of a dodgy Toronto bar...
Anyway only like 2.5\" fit inside her, 3\" if I really shoved hard. She complained of pain, then she would moan, then complain of pain... This happened for about 10 min. But it was no good for her. Eventually she said to just stop becaue the condom was dry.
The main problem was that I couldnt get hard without Clamping
the base... she pissed me off too much and its kinda not a good feeling having someone notice your PMMA
If I could have got a normal hard-on I think the sex would have been a thousand times better... Just SUCKED hard to get called out on my PMMA
To further the situation a few weeks later I asked if she would like to try again and her responce was that she \"no trust my Dick
\" and \"there\'s something wrong with it.\"
is not all sunshine and magic. Definitely makes me worry now everytime I whip it out that the chick will notice.
This was posted in more detail in the: \"To those MSEG 5.75 and better\" thread.