Side story if anybody wants a read or relate to:
\"A small
Dick\'s like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh?' - Greg, Scary Movie (2000)The quote and scene above was pretty funny to me when I first saw it, I was in year 7 when this movie came out and to be dramatic (let me just get my violin out) the weight of the world had not crushed me yet.Now I am sure any individual with an actual disability that reads this story would be understandably upset with comparing the size of ones dong with ones ability to walk or see but unfortunately that what it feels like, a disability.When I was lining up at the people factory in the sky I took a wrong turn and went to the small wiener department or \"these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator' lol it even says endowed. Fitting for the conversation!The truth is, all men aren't created equal and all though I am a god fearing man, I don't think I went the wrong way in the people factory or god is playing a cruel trick on me and although PE does have some success there isn't steroids for your wiener or if you work it out enough it will get bigger, It won't go from Woody Allen size to Sylvester Stallone size (thats comparison in body structure and not there wieners, i haven't seen them to judge)Through no fault of my own my member is what it is. Back to the violin: In fact me and a few mates went to a brothel one boozy night, Id been inside brothels a few times with mates but never 'bought' I was planning on doing the same thing again but cocaine and booze can give a fella a bit more dutch courage and I dived right into and got 2 girls at the same time.I bought 45 minutes for 2 sheilas and then decided to do another 45 minutes, one of my mates got annoyed how long I was taking and burst into the room (still kind of blown away the hookers hadn't locked the door) 'wow! Your
Dick IS small' said my mate.To translate the sentence 'Wow, Everybody said you had a small
Dick, its true!' and when I got back in the car he taunted me 'Wee willy Winky!!!' and my answer was 'Im the way god made me, fuck off'What else could I say? There is no excuse, 'I was born this way' or 'I can't help it'Thats why I say its LIKE a disability with the exception that I am a walking joke and a dude in a wheelchair has pitty taken upon him and the fact that this rumor follows me around like John Travolta\'s rumored homosexuality. The first instance was when I was 14 and I tried to sleep with a girl, the moment was ruined when my mates sister busted into her room and found us on her bed.Come Monday at school, the girl had blabbed and rumor started to follow me, luckily there was another girl in a year level above that fellated me at the ice skating ring a few months earlier so I rounded up all my friends and asked her if 'my
Dick was small\', Im guessing out of politeness and the alarming size of the crowd she said 'no' and the rumor was under control again.There were plenty of girls in-between 14 and 18, every now and then the rumor would pop up, who knows what was being said behind my back, a few instances of insinuation that plagued my mind on and off as the years go by. From 18 to 22 I hadn't gone near a women at all, my self esteem plummeted and I was stuck in agonizing loneliness, I still had my mates, but not a women in sight. For some reason around 22 it all got too much and I made a firm decision I wasn't going to let my best years go by with out getting some while the getting was good.I ended up with a gorgeous women I met at party but unfortunately I was a rebound, we dated for about 4 months, in an argument she out and told me my wiener was small, we didn't last long after this. I really liked this girl probably due to fact I had virgin syndrome again from having such a huge hiatus (4 years) from having a partner. Then came the biggest mistake of my life, I won't go into it but 5 years, 2 kids and a divorce later Here I was alone again. In the last days of this relationship she would get nasty and call me 'Needle
Dick' (I never personally attacked her) when she was courting me in the beginning I even prewarned her I have a small
Dick but she continued, Can you imagine telling a women that wants to jump your bones you \"have small
Dick, be careful what your getting into?\" (didn\'t say it like that but something similar)So here we are today. I met a really sweet girl from another country online. We are meeting in July 2016 in her home country (she currently works in her none native country on contract) as sappy as it sounds, I really care about this girl, we talk every day for a quite a few hours on the phone and online, she gives me a lot of hope. I don't want to sour this relationship with my ding dong again and out of desperation I am taking the big plunge to Mexico to see Dr C. (big plunge as I live in Australia)
