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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294394537

@MM, I knew you are waaaaay too smart!!! LOL...I\'ll see how it pans out.


Not whowing off, but to give you an idea what she was looking at:

This is how it is non Erect

This is semi, like 30%-40%

This is about 70%-75%...Can\'t go above that, just not much room and the Balls get squeezed too much.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294411337

Quick update:

I have been delayed in LA, so I got a call this morning from her. I never got her number, it shows up \"private\" on my phone. I normally never answer unknown calls, but I have had to with her. She asked me if I\'m back, I told her I\'ll be back in a couple of days, she sounded irritated; why didn\'t I call her before today, I told her I do not have her personal number, only work phone, she said: oh, ok. I told her I\'ll call her office in a few days, she again sounded like a baby who\'s not getting her toy. I think she\'s used to getting her way at the ER but not with me. Anyway, I\'ll keep you posted. This is becoming a very entertaining event for me....

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294432124

Another update:

due to severe weather in our area and family matters, I have been delayed till after this weekend. I was scheduled to be back home mid this week.

She called me again and is totally pissed off, why I am so late...I didn\'t give her any excuses, just told her I am busy, really actually, and that I\'ll contact her when I am back...I am getting put off by her attitude, we have not even done anything and shes behaving like this. But can\'t deny that I\'d like to see how it ends up.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294432707

Mustang2020 wrote: Another update:

due to severe weather in our area and family matters, I have been delayed till after this weekend. I was scheduled to be back home mid this week.

She called me again and is totally pissed off, why I am so late...I didn\'t give her any excuses, just told her I am busy, really actually, and that I\'ll contact her when I am back...I am getting put off by her attitude, we have not even done anything and shes behaving like this. But can\'t deny that I\'d like to see how it ends up.


She\'s sprung man

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294434285

Sprung?

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294434522

Awesome thread! Can\'t wait for the next installment!

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294434564

Mustang2020 wrote: Sprung?


It means she likes you or want you.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294434730

Sprung is more like obsessed, infatuated, its more of a \"in love with someone\" type word.

You need to put a muzzle on it or put her in check so to speak.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294435042

lakingsfan35 wrote: Sprung is more like obsessed, infatuated, its more of a \"in love with someone\" type word.

You need to put a muzzle on it or put her in check so to speak.


Lol yeah what l.f said

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294435249

At this point, I think she\'s pissed off I didn\'t just collapse and kissed the floor she\'s walking on. The nurses at the ER room hinted that she was a little bossy, but when she talked to me when I was in the room, she was very soft spoken and caring. I guess the fangs are coming out now. Now I am more likely to play hard to get, at my loss I am sure, but hey, I ain;t letting a Pu*** control me no matter how tight and young it is

May be she likes me, may be she hates me but she wants to have the final say and dump my 50% Italian ass before I get her Asian Ass....Heck, I don\'t know.

Freaking women. you can\'t love \'em and you can\'t \'em...LOL

Live Long and Prosper!

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294455405

Mustang, my Latin mother says \"claws\" instead of \"fangs.\" :-)

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294460022

chester wrote: Mustang, my Latin mother says \"claws\" instead of \"fangs.\" :-)


LOL....Claws, Fangs, Poison, Butcher knife; all same same..they are meant to put most men in their place, cut dick off or ya...

She called me yesterday, Sunday mid morning, had her day off. She sounded much more friendly. Asked me when I would be home, told her mid this week, now sounded a little irritated but I think she held back. I told her I will call her office (I still don\'t have her cell, never asked) and meet for a drink. She said sure, after 8 PM.

We talked for may be 5-6 min about her work and pressures of life. I am a good listener and she felt more relaxed.

I have a big long 400 miles wet drive home, then I\'ll plan my next move....Fun so far

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294462617

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I need to quit reading this. Have appt with attractive nurse who does laser hair Removal next week. Went there last summer before enlargement procedure..super friendly was just getting back and shoulders done but she kept asking if I wanted anywhere else. I finally ssid ok. If u think I really need it..she did everywhere in private area ..even a couple of places on penis. Was kind of shocked but didn\'t want to say anything. This was before my enlargement procedure. Went back again last month for back and shoulder ,..dress with very revealing top that was open enough to see she had s nice rack. Again super friendly and touching me when she talked. And big hug when I left..scheduled private area next week. I wonder if she will notice the increase in size ...nothing like mustang , but still substantial increase for me.. have to admit I\'m a little excited to see if she will notice. Wish I hadnt read mustangs thread.. it may get me in trouble

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294463505

@wildcat44: She\'ll probably just think that your happy to see her. Admit nothing. Be casual about it.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 9 years 7 months ago #1294473875

CPW wrote: @wildcat44: She\'ll probably just think that your happy to see her. Admit nothing. Be casual about it.


LOL....

@W44; If the nurse is into you, pursue it and see where it goes, why not! sounds like she likes you or she likes your continued business or both. Next time you see her, ask her to see if there is any more needed in between you r legs and see what happens. If she\'s pretty and you get a semi when she checks you out, even better....

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