TOPIC: PE Jokes

Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
\"How do you account for this?\" he asked the brothers.
\"It\'s hereditary,sir!\" the older one replied.
\"I see,\" said the doctor, \"Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!\"
\"No sir, our mother is!\" the younger one replied.
\"Your mother? Don\'t be stupid, woman do not have penises!\"
\"I know sir\" replied the older brother, \"but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!\"

Remember there are options even in the most desperate of cases

@biggerbob
Good idea mate! Actually, laughter improves erectile health! Keep em\' coming!

When I first joined here I thought everyone was crazy... why the hell would anyone want to do PMMA?
Penile Mixed Martial Arts? I don\'t want to join some club where guys beat each-other up with their wangs... sorry.

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, \"Your thing doesn\'t have any skin on it!\".\"I\'ve been Circumcised.\", the other replied.\"What\'s that mean?\"

\"It means they cut the skin off the end.\"

\"How old were you when it was cut off?\"

\"My mom said I was two days old.\"

\"Did it hurt?\", the kid asked inquiringly.

\"You bet it hurt, I didn\'t walk for a year!\"

Precious!

@stillwantmore
I\'m aware of that. The results achieved here are unprecedented among forums centered around both surgical and non surgical means.

What\'s full of good ideas, theories, spread sheets, stories of grandeur, and no measurable proof of increased penis sizes? Your average PE forum. LOL, sad but true.

I couldn\'t agree more. Many men never achieve size gains via manual PE despite \"following the guidelines set out by \'Veteran\' gainers\". Even with an \"honest , focused effort in PE\", for some, it just doesn\'t happen. As you stated, those that do gain are in the minority. It doesn\'t mean the other 95% did not put forth the effort or performed the exercises incorrectly. Much of the success purported by veterans is likely attributable to genetics. Some people rarely hit the weights and look like they are gym rats while most simply do not possess the propensity to gain despite rigorous and consistent training. Manual PE would be more mainstream if it worked for the vast majority of men.

Miracle, I was referring to non surgical forums.

@stillwantmore
True. Fortunately, a good percentage of our members ARE gaining. With you on board, I\'m enthusiastic and hopeful we\'ll have even more gainers among us. I myself, am a stickler for numbers.

What\'s full of good ideas, theories, spread sheets, stories of grandeur, and no measurable proof of increased penis sizes?

Your average PE forum. LOL, sad but true. It\'s funny in a way that most of them end up that way and that most men who actually GAIN are in the minority. If more men made more of an honest, focused effort in PE...they would gain.

\"I\'m looking for a book for men with small penises\" I told the girl at the library.
\"Its not in yet\" She said
\"Yep, that\'s the one\" I replied

These are hilarious! Nice to know the guys on this site have a sense of humor!

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Last one from me for a little while, heading out on vacation. - BB

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying Erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent Urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph\'s condition could be cured through corrective surgery. \"How long will Ralph be on crutches?\" the wife asked anxiously. \"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?\" responded the surprised doctor. \"Well,\" said the wife, \"you are planning to lengthen Ralph\'s legs, aren\'t you?\"

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. \"Why all the attention ?\" the friend asked. \"You look fine to me.\"

\"I know !\" grinned the patient. \"But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my Circumcision required twenty-seven
stitches.\"