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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272490047

Thanks my man. I am doing good. I have already scheduled my round 2 flight and hotel booked. It will take place at exactly 6 weeks. I am now going to request we go for monstrous size. Super excited!!!!!!!

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272501212

So today at work I went to lunch with my boss and I got out of the car getting ready to walk back inside. She walked up to me and said \" Is that your Dick!\" messing with me(she\'s funny and blunt) she was just thinking it was something in my pocket thinking she was going to be funny. I laughed and said yes. She said \"Son of a Bitch!\" \"looks like a fat snake got hold of you.\" I told her its cause I quit wearing underwear.

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272513647

hahaha, very nice boss.

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272517247

Is your boss hot? You know where I\'m going with this right?

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272529013

Not hot!

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272529846

LMAO!!!

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272537075

I have recovered well. I believe I am going to ask Dr. C to take a more aggressive approach on my next round. Due to my unique condition I woul like to see what 30% along the shaft and base will do. I would like a more rigid less smooth feel. I like a 20% under the glans. I am truly excited about growing this thing out of this world. In some ways I feel like if I can be grossly enormous it will somehow compensate for my inability to achieve a full on Erection without using my inflatable. Throwing a bit of a pity party for myself right now.

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272544286

I see you as a winner Caveman.
Enjoy Hotel, parading around with the new package.
If there is a cave girl, ask her a good relaxing massage.
Enjoy the day, relax and have a great recovery.


I think that soon you will be promoted in your job LOL!!!


These are my votes.


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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272544640

I want one of those blow up things in my nut sack! LOL.. I\'m envious of your \'full basket\'.. Hey man, volume is volume. Makes your sac push out your package.. which is what I\'ve been trying to say all along (regarding scrotal/testicular enhancement). Personally I\'d recommend against \'grossly enormous\' ... you\'d be suprised how many girls will just find it \'gross\'... Regards

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272546845

Thanks dudes I was just feeling sorry for myself I do that every now & then. I do have a Cavegirl we have been married 9 years I m not concerned what other women think. I was telling my wife about the thread that Eqstudent had regarding his Girth study. I was reading off the numbers telling her 66 out of 130 preferred 5\" Girth 37 woman preferred 5.5\" and when I told her that 4 women would like 6\" she gasped and exclaimed \"what!\" as if she expected many more. I said you do realize I am talking about Girth and that is pretty large. She said \"yeah I know\" I want to get grossly enormous so I can club her in the head with it and ask is this big enough!

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272548449

Caveman wrote: Thanks dudes I was just feeling sorry for myself I do that every now & then. I do have a Cavegirl we have been married 9 years I m not concerned what other women think. I was telling my wife about the thread that Eqstudent had regarding his Girth study. I was reading off the numbers telling her 66 out of 130 preferred 5\" Girth 37 woman preferred 5.5\" and when I told her that 4 women would like 6\" she gasped and exclaimed \"what!\" as if she expected many more. I said you do realize I am talking about Girth and that is pretty large. She said \"yeah I know\" I want to get grossly enormous so I can club her in the head with it and ask is this big enough!

It does get annoying... I guarantee you most women have no clue how big 6\" EG is (unless they\'ve experienced it and knew it was in the ballpark of 6\")! They are horrible judges of length and Girth, and that\'s been well-established. It bothers me that a woman ever believes she could size up a man without seeing him naked when they suck at sizing up a man when the penis is right in front of them!

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272565198

Women are women (no disrespect is meant to any of the women you guys love) but they judge with their emotions of the moment, such emotions WILL change and said judgement will change unexpectedly.

Once your woman loses interest in you, you now have a small Dick, something is wrong with you or you are not good in bed!

I have no clue why we still love them thu!

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272570596

I do think you know what you are talking about.
Funny thing is right now I am sitting at 5.75mseg and my wife doesn\'t seem care or even be interested. I have only had sex once since procedure and it wasn\'t anything to write home about.
It is funny how things scar our fragile egos. When my wife and I were first intimate together she made a comment that has stuck with me for 9 years. She said \"It\'s kind of thin.\" I was devastated. I internalized and replied yeah I know. When I didn\'t know I had never heard that before and in actuality was never concerned. I believe this has given me a complex from the start of our marriage. Sadly we are at place in our marriage where things are extremely difficult.
I m not sure if we are going to make it.
Sorry gents for the long ramble. I just needed to vent.

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272571029

I understand CC. I\'ve been down some rocky roads with my spouse. Just remember you love her and that your value is not based on the size of your penis. Do you have children? As far as the \"thin\" comment... That\'s what Rounds\' 2, 3, 4, 5, etc are for! Keep in mind that at 5.75\"MSEG, you are huge compared to the general population.



If my wife doesn\'t scream when I hit 6.25\" MSEG, I\'m gonna start aiming for the other hole! We\'ll see who\'s \"thin\" then. Haha

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Caveman's new club 12 years 1 month ago #1272571525

There is always an adventure in \"the other hole\"....

Good luck with that M7.

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