TOPIC: Another women has seen my my penis and made a joke..

I would try DMSO if I were you. I have a lump but it is only really pronounced if I force the Foreskin completely back so I have not received any comments. Then again I have not been with a lot of different women after doing this.

I have no idea why you seem upset about her comment. You banged her which means you are up on her. In addition, there was no small comment in her statement. It sounds like you scored and are some how trying to find something negative about this. My Dick is pretty lumpy and needs a Revision although it is really thick. I can\'t afford it right now and have had some girls comment on it. I\'m sure your Dick is fine so stop finding negative things to worry about

btw that was more gentle chiding than accusatory diss!

he\'s got a nose like a nice looking fat Dick! you fucking guys, honestly.

Hmm, first response is, Fxxx her!
Look, we are all different, I have seen some ugly vaginas, but I never said anything bad to a womans face. I may have thought it.
Glad you still had good sex, but maybe this woman shouldn\'t be your next date, unless of course, she is a comedian and you liked her joke. Whose to say, I know it hurts us psychologically, but move on with it.
I had a woman say to me one time, \"your Dick is so crooked, will it hurt me?
Hmm, I\'ll be gentle I said, wrong! I fxxx her and she loved it. I made sure once I found her G spot, I positioned myself so that I hit it over and over again. I was on a mission. I never went out with her again, not my type. She called me, I just told her, I didn\'t think we were a match.
So my penis is not perfect, I did have surgery to fix it, because eventually it broke and would bend, but now it works fine for me and My wife loves it....works for her.
All of us just need to be nicer.

neverendingjourney wrote: So hooked up with chick and was naked in the daytime.. she looked at my penis and said \"why does it look like squidwards nose..\"

Uh, because his nose looks like a Dick.

Man, I don\'t remember what your unit looks like, but I bet it\'s not as bad as you think it is.
Remember, dicks come in all shapes and sizes. Some are bigger at the base, some are thinner.

I have the same, small base..
Dr N doesn\'t put stuff at the base, well

Still in total my Dick looks still better i would say - fatter in the middle is better than non-fat in the middle for me
(at least that\'s what i think so far)

Thanks

Filling in the base an option to even it out?

Reklaw wrote: @Southdub
What happened? Did she notice it looked different?

phalloboards.websitetoolbox.com/post/fir...34053?pid=1297954652

Talked about it here.

@Southdub
What happened? Did she notice it looked different?

Good that you can laugh it of and still enjoy the sex after. I also had a similar experience recently. Guess not dwelling on it, excepting it and moving on his the best way to deal with it.

It does look like his nose. Skinner at the base and the Foreskin now hangs heavy over the dwarfed glans. It looks stupid.. But whatever nothing I can do now.

Did she mean PMMA-Dick it becoming \'higher\' after the glans? )