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TOPIC: Escort vs GF

Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295074071

For anyone who has had hookers before:
1. Is it safe to kiss them?
2. Is it safe to lick their pussy?
Or best is to just penetrate?

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295074098

Just fuck the shit out of them. No licking anything bro. Remember they fuck and suck many dicks for a living.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295078356

I\'ve never paid for sex but I think you are over thinking this. Rather than try and figure out if you should commit to being a pescatarian why don\'t you order a piece of fish and see if you like it while keeping your dating options open? but personally, if I was 27 I\'d be paying for sex when I had to, not now.

Btw about the - I can\'t seem to find a gf (I\'m 27) so have given up on that completely - you can\'t be serious? Unless you are planning on dying at 28 you have time and I would think you are better off having sex with someone you are really into - internet dating apps suck because there is no shared experience so it is more like an interview and it\'s hard to know if it even went well as so little information is capable of being exchanged. The most you can learn on a date like that is whether or not they have a nice ass, are dull-witted or smell bad. It\'s not really enough information to do anything with.

Don\'t people go to sex clubs anymore? When I was younger you just paid to get in the door and you had sex with anyone you wanted if they wanted to have sex with you. They were straight and gay people there. - Lastly :-) if everyone tells you not to kiss a hooker, then I would not pay for sex. Someone who is too gross to kiss you can always find in the street, no?

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295078528

Online dating is becoming very very popular and for some folks, it is a must. Today\'s life style for many, time is limited for good ol\' day dating. I have been reading a lot of online profiles of women looking for men. It seems like most of them are trying to \"squeeze\" a relationship in their busy life style. Men too, many of my friends tell me they are too \"busy\" to go out looking for women an they are all trying the online thingy. Again, \"they\" are trying to squeeze women in their busy schedules.

Today\'s social interaction between men and women is so different from years ago. Its all about \"me\" and is not about having love and companionship, generally speaking. People are busy buying stuff and working to pay for stuff. It ain\'t easy, it\'s a jungle out there!!!!

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295092301

Hell even when your married, its on loan payments. You never own pussy, its either rented or leased. On a date you rent it. Once your married its a long term lease. Escorts you pay for and own nothing but the experience of paying for and getting exactly what you want. Race, Hair color, body shape, tits, ass, anal, whatever, more importantly you get exactly what you WANT!

There is no feeling like you are settling for something. You know the reality of the situation. It is rented for a chunk of time. Just be careful cops pose as escorts. Remember to tarp that load and more importantly have fun and fuck away!

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295097353

dinogoesrawr wrote: For anyone who has had hookers before:
1. Is it safe to kiss them?
2. Is it safe to lick their pussy?
Or best is to just penetrate?

Seriously, if you have to ask those questions, you shouldn\'t be going near them. Stick to virtual reality. Much lower risk.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295098129

My buddy who is mediocre looking (has a big Dick, huge Flaccid length that he commonly shows off) fucks 3 or so women per week off plenty of fish. He\'s profiling surrounding areas at this point, he\'s fucked all the chicks around us.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295098953

\"I can\'t seem to find a GF (i\'m 27) so have given up on that completely\"..........

\"I\'m also worried ending up alone\"

At 27 you are young so why give up on GF yet if you don\'t want to be alone. You sound busy so the easy solution would be hookers instead of investing all the time in online dating but that obviously won\'t solve the ending up alone problem.



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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295125870

Every chick I have banged and liked comes back to me max once. Then for whatever reason - drifts away. Country, other guy, whatever. I can\'t seem to keep anyone. I dont know why.
I have been to therapy even and am just told it will happen when it does.
Meanwhile, I\'m not getting any younger, and I want to put my Cock in use lol.
I have used POF but mostly older women there. Tinder is better for me - younger crowd.
What does \'tarp that load\' mean?

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295126843

It means use a condom.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295174826

Just banged a really hot chick.
And then I find out she has a bf.
And a dog.
Epic fail. Shit like this keeps happening.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295179339

dinogoesrawr wrote: Just banged a really hot chick.
And then I find out she has a bf.
And a dog.
Epic fail. Shit like this keeps happening.

Fail? Sounds more like a score to me.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295184149

Man I wish I could be in your shoes at least you\'re getting out there and are able to enjoy women imagine not being able to do that. Take it from me bro just be extremely thankful for what you are able to do because trust me it could be 1000 times worse.

If you really want a girlfriend don\'t bang them the first time you meet take it slow, you\'ll know when and if a girl is a keeper.

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Escort vs GF 9 years 2 months ago #1295184932

dinogoesrawr wrote: Just banged a really hot chick.
And then I find out she has a bf.
And a dog.
Epic fail. Shit like this keeps happening.


PERFECT....She has a BF and a dog. You\'re free, no commitment, what\'s wrong with you? LOL....Bang her again dude....

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