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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294224481

chester wrote: It\'s not everyone that\'s walking around with a 7-Inch Girth. She might be fingering herself to the image of Mustang\'s Colt Magnum right now.


Chester, LOL.....

I was so dehydrated and sick I think it was shrunk to its minimum length and Girth....

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294215665

It\'s not everyone that\'s walking around with a 7-Inch Girth. She might be fingering herself to the image of Mustang\'s Colt Magnum right now.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294215537

Mustang, is there any possibility she knew your penis wasn\'t natural?
If she grabbed it maybe she thought it felt and looked a little different?
But yes, I would ask here out, why not HA

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294253711

LOL....I am just not that ugly I guess. I have been told many times that I have a \"disarming smile\" so may be that\'s it?

I really think it is not a Dick issue, at least I hope it ain\'t....LOL

She called me around 5 PM my time and said the Ultra Sound CD is ready and I can pick it up this weekend during her shift. She\'s been very professional and is doing a great job. I\'ll fill in the \"patient survey\" positively next time I\'m there.

I thought I\'d check to see if she\'s really interested in me so I told her I am busy with my buddies this weekend but will get it early next week. She said I can come by any time and any nurse will give it to me. If she want to meet me, she\'ll have to do it next week.

I\'ll tell ya fellows, I have this very strange gut feeling that she is frigid. I have no idea why, but she\'s seems so \"geeky\" in a very soft way.

We\'ll see how it develops!

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294253955

Keep us posted. Very interesting story i must say. I\'m actually hoping this ends with you fucking her lol. Try harder bro. Maybe she is not the type to ask first. You never know until you try. I bet she\'s interested after that encounter

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294256028

I can actually answer the question of whether Mustang is a good looking dude.
He and I hung out in San Diego one evening a while back (had our procedures the same day).
Yes, very good looking guy (I\'m not gay but it it just a fact).
The nurse is probably pining away for him as I write this..

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294376124

I understand bro. Forgive me i just liked the story.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294375803

Lexus27 wrote: @Mustang2020 Why didn\'t you seal the deal when she offered you to pick up the cd by her house? Also what\'s the point of keeping us updated if you plan on deleting this thread? Nobody knows her or where she\'s from nore you in that manner besides your site name. However if you were naming names and location then I\'ll understand. Originally i was excited to read something different on this site which you provided but if you choose to delete this thread as you said then i will choose not to continue reading any updates because i don\'t want to get excited to be let down by the deletion of this thread. I know Mustang this sounds crazy but i love to read stories and to have a story like yours pulled it\'s almost like reading a book half way through and not being able to finish because of some unknown reason. At the end of the day i respect your privacy and decision brother. Good luck.


I understand you. I suspect it will not turn into anything serious that\'s why I said \" I may\" delete. Most likely will not go into serious.

I am excited it is developing into something more thu.

BTW, When I was in Europe, I bought these really nice tight stretchy Jeans. They conform to your body but are very very comfortable and also will show your package well. I dressed up nicely with a white shirt and those Jeans. I caught her looking down there two times with a little blush on her face.

She was dressed very casual of course but she has a typical Asian slim body with a flat ass and no boobs...I like anyway.

I didn\'t think it would be smart of me to \"seal the deal\". It wasn\'t the right time. Let her wait and build up expectations. The worst that can happen is we don\'t get naked together!!! LOL...

I\'ll call her today to see if we can meet....

Patience is a virtue...


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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294374668

@Mustang2020 Why didn\'t you seal the deal when she offered you to pick up the cd by her house? Also what\'s the point of keeping us updated if you plan on deleting this thread? Nobody knows her or where she\'s from nore you in that manner besides your site name. However if you were naming names and location then I\'ll understand. Originally i was excited to read something different on this site which you provided but if you choose to delete this thread as you said then i will choose not to continue reading any updates because i don\'t want to get excited to be let down by the deletion of this thread. I know Mustang this sounds crazy but i love to read stories and to have a story like yours pulled it\'s almost like reading a book half way through and not being able to finish because of some unknown reason. At the end of the day i respect your privacy and decision brother. Good luck.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294366231

I was going to update this a few days ago but the site was down, so here it is. I hope I will not forget some details. Mind you, for my privacy and HERS, I may leave some info out. I do respect her privacy and who knows who\'s reading this.

I called her to arrange to pick up the Ultra sound CD, a nurse answered and said that she, the PA (Physician Assistant), was busy at the ER but I can come and pick it up. I asked the nurse if she can inform the PA that I need to pick up the CD. At this point, I thought it is a dead end.

2 hours later, I get a call from her, the PA. She said my CD is ready. I was pleasantly surprised she called back and thought there is a some life left in this. I told her I need to get some coffee, she answered that she was going on her break soon so we agreed to meet at the coffee shop at 3:30 PM. This was on Xmas Eve!!!

I arrived there at 3:20 PM and I purposely did not go in, I parked my car so I could see who\'s going in the coffee shop but customers could not see me easily. I suspected she\'d be late.

Sure enough she arrived at 3:45, she parked her brand new Japanese Dark colored vehicle two cars away from mine and she went inside.

I waited about five mins then I went inside. She was in line waiting to order, I waited a few moments then I walked by her side and said hello. she was startled a bit. I think she thought I wasn\'t coming but she smiled. I asked the guy behind her if I can squeeze in and he can see what\'s going on so he smiled with: no problem.

She actually tried to buy me coffee, I thought that was a great generous offer but I insisted to pay. We talked about many things and I can see she\'s hard to open up but she was slowly getting comfortable with me. She asked me how I felt and I told her I was sick as a dog with a smile on my face, she got all red faced, she didn\'t get the joke. I told her I was kidding and she slightly laughed and got more red faced. After that, I tried to make her laugh more and she did, she relaxed a bit more. I told her I have to go back to work (BS) and will pick up the CD later. Then she said what every man wants to hear: I can meet you near my house at a coffee shop and hand it over to you!!!!!!

I thought the gods were with me. I told I did not want to bother her, I can come again and pick it up, she said no problem, she leaves work early on Saturdays. SO I said ok, here\'s my number and when you are ready, text me and I\'ll meet you at the coffee shop. She said ok and then she had to leave, so I walked her to her car and she took off.

I could see/feel she\'s is so sweet, nervous, geeky, and up tight. I think she going to be a tough one to crack open...LOL.

I really did not think this will go that far, but it did.

I\'ll meet her next week so We will see how it goes.

I must tell you this, if it develops into something serious, I may delete this thread for her privacy not mine. I am sure you guys understand...

Live Long and LOVE long

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294288956

jogift wrote: ... always whilst it (she) is hot. Otherwise she could see another great Dick and forget about yours ...


IMHO, women Never think about a new man\'s Dick no matter they see his Dick or not. Initially, They are thinking \"how can this new man provide for me security and a shelter\", yes, even \"to be doctor\" women as the case here. It\'s a built in their genes.

Now, after a woman sees and \"positively\" experiences one\'s Dick, sure she will think and perhaps dreams about it later and may ask for photos, happened to me many times.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294279313

Brotherly love back at you Messageman...

Messageman is not only a nice guy with a huge Dick, but he is a man with a giant Heart. He has helped many elsit victims here including myself....never forget you brother!

I\'ll be picking up the CD this week, I hope to meet her again but I want to do it on my terms. She is almost a Dr so she\'s may be used to having her way all the time...well, not with me. Her loss if she passes....LOL...

Live Long and F**** Long!

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294262153

... always whilst it (she) is hot. Otherwise she could see another great Dick and forget about yours ...

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294261442

Don\'t put her off too much or she\'ll say forget it. Strike while she\'s hot.

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A Funny thing happend on the way to the Emergency Room!!!!! 7 years 11 months ago #1294257727

U should pop a Viagra and pump and little and ask her to check ur Balls again lol

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