Ok boys and gals, it's been awhile... This is my first Chicken Coop post on the new form.
Tip: When opportunity knocks....
So everybody's locked up and can't go out because of this covid-19 situation. Women that previously would have been very conservative and uptight about getting into sexual situations are now foaming at the mouth for it. Remember guys, women are human too. They have needs. If you lock up a woman in her apartment for 3 months, she's really going to start craving
Dick. Some may start out with fingers after a couple of days, then all the sudden they're on Amazon ordering dildos, then bigger dildos, then they're on porn sites, the list goes on and on. By the time they're actually making phone contact with a guy, they're masturbating after every single call. Of course you'll never know this because they are REALLY good at hiding it but, chances are, given what's actually going on in the world, they're touching themselves after the call. Now's the time to strike. You know that girl that you've been hesitant to proceed with? Call her up and tell her that it would be nice to see her sometime. Tell her you two have been locked down for too long and should get together and unwind. Using vague language like that will drive them crazy after the call. Leave it mysterious. Case in point, I have a neighbor who's in her 50s but looks incredible. She's vegan and weighs like 90 lb with a tight fit body. She and I have known each other for the past four years and she comes over every now and then for wine. We mingle and hang out. But she's always kept it very platonic. Lately, I've noticed that whenever we run into each other in the hall, she wants to start to talk for like a long time. Last time I saw her was in front of a pizzeria, and she kept me out there for like 20 minutes. When I said we should get together soon, her eyes lit up and she said yes absolutely! So I'll put two bottles of prosecco in the fridge and I'll finally get to bang her. In her mind I think it wouldn't be a good idea because we're neighbors and all and that might get weird. But I think it would be perfect because I'll tell her that were just friends that fuck every now and then. We can take care of each other... sexually. Just like friends should. Cheers boys. Go get it!