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TOPIC: Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year)

Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286861691

Restoration wrote: sure tom kat - it\'s so annoying how guys are so vocal about being 8 x 6 or above... it\'s not only extremely rare (2-5% maybe?) but it fucks with your head because of pure \"sampling bias\" - yeah, everyone on LPSG is gonna have a big Dick. And everyone at Harvard is gonna be really smart. Most people in a hospital are going to be sick. But, is that population average Dick size or IQ or heath status? Nope.

Iron, I do both. For 5 years I couldnt be a be a top cuz my Dick was fucked up so now I\'m into it more into that since I can again. And, it seems like most gay guys are bottoms so I get laid more this way.

Lol I agree with the most gay guys are bottoms! Although, I\'ve only dated two, but I love the feeling of insertion when being a top. I\'m dying to top my fianc'e, but he has a medical condition. I wished more guys were verse. Congrats on your gains. I hope to be there one day.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286855015

Restoration wrote: Jake, I didn\'t see your post till just now.

I told him about the PMMA (he couldn\'t tell anything was done since it was over 4 mos since round 2 when we met, and there wasn\'t any bump or ridge left) I said was going for round 3 which he thought was dumb because it was \"fine\" - but he naturally has a huge Dick - I never take the opinion of anyone w/ a naturally big Dick!

Now, he\'s even more scared of it....lol..since the PMMA is \"fresh\"...and I have entry site nodules which he said \"look like where you got your genital warts burned off\" - lol. As a joke. He knows what it is.

It\'s the same Girth as him except i think it\'s shrinking down. If it doesn\'t shrink down... it\'ll be scary actually. I never intended to get to 5.5 all the way up and down... it\'s really way too much to be a top, for me.


5.5 is too much for a top?

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286854982

Jake, I didn\'t see your post till just now.

I told him about the PMMA (he couldn\'t tell anything was done since it was over 4 mos since round 2 when we met, and there wasn\'t any bump or ridge left) I said was going for round 3 which he thought was dumb because it was \"fine\" - but he naturally has a huge Dick - I never take the opinion of anyone w/ a naturally big Dick!

Now, he\'s even more scared of it....lol..since the PMMA is \"fresh\"...and I have entry site nodules which he said \"look like where you got your genital warts burned off\" - lol. As a joke. He knows what it is.

It\'s the same Girth as him except i think it\'s shrinking down. If it doesn\'t shrink down... it\'ll be scary actually. I never intended to get to 5.5 all the way up and down... it\'s really way too much to be a top, for me.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286527783

Haha, that last line says it all. And all good defense bar litigaytrix are hypochondriacs.

But wait, did you tell him about the PMMA? How does he know? Could he tell?

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286513642

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Yes, unusual for sure but not impossible as I found out. I suppose the hand didn\'t touch only my Dick, there were many touches that evening but no entry into any of the body holes No licking either but touching each other on the private parts.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286503662

just from a hand job? that\'s really unusual. were they licking their hand or something for lube? or TMI, sorry.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286500246

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I actually got Gonorrhea years ago just from getting a wank and that was the only and last time I picked up somebody from the street.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286496201

Yes, he\'s neurotic about these things...I don\'t know what to do. I\'m not great at dumping people. I\'m trying to look past this because of how stupid it is. He works out of town, so I don\'t have to deal with it much.

I think he has us in a long term marriage situation in his head...I\'m not sure. At the same time, he hasn\'t told any of his friends except one - which is weird. I invited him out with my friends in the second week. He said no.

This is why I like being single and a man-whore. Relationships are too much to deal with.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286493477

Restoration wrote: No, he won\'t do a throat test for chlamydia and gonorrhea because he said he hasn\'t been with anyone else, and if mine was negative then his will be negative. He wont\'t do any other tests either. He just says I\'m the slutty one, and he\'s nervous all the time about it - always \"joking\" - but it\'s starting to get annoying. I\'ve never been unsafe in my life... and have no symptoms of anything (I posted that scabies story in the past , but it was jock itch...not scabies... that was a headache.) Unfortunately you can get gonorrhea from oral sex, though it\'s not that common. It does happen. I accept the reality of it - nobody has oral sex with condoms, so if you get it (which I managed to avoid for many years) - you go to the doctor and get a ceftriaxone shot. It\'s not HIV or Hepatitis. Now he\'s on prednisone and claims he\'s feeling better, but I don\'t trust any of that. Prednisone doesn\'t treat any throat infection -it just masks the symptoms.


One can get; Ring worm, Gonorrhea, Clymedia, Genital worts and Herpes from oral and even anal sex with a condom on. They can be transmitted by skin to skin contact.

Well, do you need any more proof? from what you tell us about him here, \"HE\" may have the problem. It may be best to either have him get tested for ALL STD\'s including HIV or let him go....He\'s wining too much and can be dangerous to your health!!!

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286489276

No, he won\'t do a throat test for chlamydia and gonorrhea because he said he hasn\'t been with anyone else, and if mine was negative then his will be negative. He wont\'t do any other tests either. He just says I\'m the slutty one, and he\'s nervous all the time about it - always \"joking\" - but it\'s starting to get annoying. I\'ve never been unsafe in my life... and have no symptoms of anything (I posted that scabies story in the past , but it was jock itch...not scabies... that was a headache.) Unfortunately you can get gonorrhea from oral sex, though it\'s not that common. It does happen. I accept the reality of it - nobody has oral sex with condoms, so if you get it (which I managed to avoid for many years) - you go to the doctor and get a ceftriaxone shot. It\'s not HIV or Hepatitis. Now he\'s on prednisone and claims he\'s feeling better, but I don\'t trust any of that. Prednisone doesn\'t treat any throat infection -it just masks the symptoms.

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286478133

Restoration wrote: Well he had a sore throat for a month - so...


Reading your post, I have a strong inclination that he is trying to break up with you but he does not know how to do it . Instead Blame it on some fictional health issue!!! How lame. Tell him, and I mean TELL him to man up and spill it out....Fuck, he is worse than some women

BTW, was he tested for ALL and any STD\'s????

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286476951

Well he had a sore throat for a month - so...

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286476352

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For god\'s sake, you really know how to top up a story...

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286476148

lol - yeah I only cheated twice, too!

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Your PMMA gave me a sore throat (hypochondriac thread of the year) 9 years 8 months ago #1286475605

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HAHAHA, that reminded me of the common excuse of a woman - she can\'t have sex due to permanent headache. After following your posts, a few months seeing someone must be quite serious

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