Greetings comrades, brothers. How are you all feeling in this crazy, brutal world, where life is not fair, there are the lucky few, the horribly unfortunate few, and the rest of us.
I feel bored and want to write something. I'm sick of politics and history for the moment, so what better to talk about than women and penis issues.
My basic stats: I\'m 42 y.o, 5 foot 11 and my noodle is about 6\" erect, 5\" circ.About 2 years ago I started dating a Thai girl. She is the mamasan of a legit Thai massage shop with about 8-12 revolving staff ' mostly Thai, and all girls. The shop is popular and busy, and whilst it's a strictly non-sexual service, underwear off is acceptable, and preferred by most of the clientele.Going out with this girl I visited the shop more and more, and I started to get an insider's view. I have not previously experienced being in close contact with a whole group of girls like this before. And over time I got to hang out with them (and some of their friends) and to know them better. I also got first hand info from my GF on what the girls talk about when they are together and there are no farang around. Bear in mind that the majority of these girls have university degrees, or are on their way to getting one, and a minority of them are from the poorer parts of Thailand with less education.I was surprised by what I observed. You could say that there are two types of Thai women ' the ones who are outgoing and sexually active and the ones who prefer temples, are in their 40's, and are still virgins! There is not much in between. Give me the former any day. The ones who have chosen chastity and abstained from having intimate relationships, I found them to be less interesting, and they seemed to have somewhat stunted personalities.Firstly, when girls gossip amongst themselves, they are much more explicit and go into more detail than when men talk to one another. And EVERY girl in the shop at some point talks about the man's penis especially with reference to size and aesthetics. They often want to give the appearance that they\'re 'good' girls, but in reality they all want to get a peek at the customer's unit. What surprised me is how much they make jokes about men who are on the smaller size. And because many of these girls often get to see many a man's noodle (both at rest and in its excited state), they have quite a large range to compare with. You could have 6' EL and many of them will consider it to be very average or even small. I remember one day, one of the staff came out from the room and she made a gesture to her colleague with her arm, indicating that the customer was very big. She didn't know I was sitting behind the counter and could see them.A customer with a larger penis gets talked about more and is definitely a turn on for the girls. Anyone who thinks a man's self-esteem (at least to some degree) is not affected by the size of his penis, is plain wrong. Even a recent scientific study of penis bones, revealed that many of the female of the species chose their male partner based on the size of his unit. Of the girls in the shop that have boyfriends, many of them boast about their partner's larger size. Few seemed to talk about other qualities such as kindness, caring, giving-nature, interesting character, etc. For many it boils down to looks and the size and quality of the noodle.Most of the girls will give a sensual massage and are not afraid to get close, or bump into the noodle. Others will stop half way down your leg. But they don't last long because the customers don't book them. Normally in the massage world, girls work in 'turns', but a repeat customer who gets to know the staff will always make a booking with the one they like the most. And you can get a very average looking girl who gives a great massage and she will be very popular.Another thing of interest was their attitude to the men who come to the shop with their girlfriends or wives, and get massage together in the same room, or in adjoining rooms. One staff member was rather incredulously complaining about the men who get an erection in the massage, as though only their wife or GF should turn them on. I explained to the girl that this was stupid thinking and what on earth do you expect when the man is butt naked and you are rubbing his body with oil. Just because he gets an erection doesn't mean he cheats on his wife or GF. The man's reaction is not a reflection of character, but a blood flow issue! And in reality often a massage with a stranger can be more exciting and sensual that what they feel with their spouse or partner.The relationship with my GF is on and off, and during one of our off periods, one of my Thai girl 'friends' suggested a friend of hers that would be happy to give me a massage in my home, provided she vouches for me. I said okay and the next day I met this girl. She came to my apartment and gave me a massage. I didn't make any moves on her, and the massage was okay. I had previously agreed on the phone that I would pay her $70 for the hour.A week later I texted this girl asking her if she would like to come visit me again, and if she did, I would buy her dinner. Yes she was happy to do that. I didn't mention that I wanted another massage. When she arrived I told her that I would give her a massage before eating. I didn't ask her if she wanted a massage, I just said I would like to give her a massage. I have a massage table at home in a spare room, and I have done 3 massage courses, so I know how to give a decent massage. She agreed after a little bit of hesitation. I told her is she didn't like the massage I would pay for dinner every night for the next week. Lol.She lies face down on the table with a towel covering her, listening to music on her iSomething. I start from the neck, shoulders, back and then on to the legs. When I was doing her legs I make sure I get very close to the promised land but don't touch it. She doesn't flinch. As I'm finishing the second leg I start to massage her lower abdomen and inner thighs. She doesn't open her legs but she doesn't close them either. Finally I take the bull by the horns and very casually rub my hand over her pubic mound. I wait just a fraction' no protest' and then I start to rub across the outside of her pussy. To cut a long story short, an hour later she's had eight orgasms. I was happy to give her more, but she sits up on the table, I give her a hug and all she says is 'I've come so many times.' When a man hears that, it doesn't make your day, it makes your whole year.All this has taken place and I still have my pants on. She hasn't even seen my dick yet, except a brief glance on the first occasion when she gave me a massage.We eat together, kiss a bit, lye on the bed for half an hour (she comes three more times), and then she leaves. No money was exchanged and that night we exchange a few brief text messages. A week later I invite her again, she agrees, and this time half way through the massage I'm fucking her up against the wall. The size of my penis was not important to her and had little to nothing to do with her having orgasms. However, the size of my penis is important to ME.One thing I have found with women is that they want it, but they don't want to ask for it. You have to take it, be a bit forceful. This particular girl I've mentioned goes to the gym 4 days a week, is my height, has a hot body and is pretty looking. She is not a slut and is very particular about who she'll sleep with. But if you are not a threat to them, are an easy person to be with, don't get all serious on them, have a light and a sense of humour, most girls will respond well.On another occasion I had a girl who would invite herself over to my place, take a shower, sit on my bed and then brush off any advances I made, as though she didn't want sex. She was attractive, a terrible tease and she knew it. I let her get away with this the first time, but the next time she came over I was more forceful and she made me fight for it. Some of the best sex I've had.
Finally, the twist at the end...
One of the hottest girls I got to know working at the shop (no intimately unfortunately). She is 26, has a gorgeous face and a killer body, and could have any man she wants. When she came to the shop she was single and could have dated any one of the eligible customers she fancied. About 6 months working there and she meets this one Lebanese guy who comes to the shop. He\'s not handsome, is not rich, does not have a big penis (according to the girls who did massage for him), is totally out of shape, does not go to the gym, is actually quite fat with a very unappealing body. And what happens? This guy scores the hot girl. So you never know your luck. There are no rules and nothing is written in stone.