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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292721409

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This is a first post from a casual lurker. First, a major compliment to the site organisers and moderators who do a really phenomenal job - this is by far the best site of its kind.BackgroundI am over 50, married with a young wife, and have always believed myself to be modestly endowed (below average) but have never had any major problem with this. I have had a lot of fun in my sex life and have the feeling that my previous partners have too. Hence I have never thought too much about my 'John Thomas' although sadly have never received any \"big boy\" compliments or the like - we have what we have, not only in terms of our physical assets, but in terms of intelligence, looks, wit, charm, whatever, and need to make the best of it.Nevertheless, I will admit that I have sometimes wondered what it might be like to possess more significant 'equipment', sufficient to promote immediate and simple wonder/delight/shock/awe amongst the fairer sex. Recently, I saw the BBC documentary about penis surgery and had the impression that such enhancements had stealthily become mainstream without my awareness. It seemed potentially that a few grand and a bit of courage might be sufficient to promote my John Thomas to the big time.ResearchMy first step was a fresh review of my own 'equipment' including some proper measurements and online analysis of male stats. This led me to believe that my own John Thomas was not quite as diminutive as I had imagined - I am just short of 16cm (6.3in) bone-pressed length (bone-pressed seems a bit like cheating but WTF) and 13cm (5.1in) Girth (14cm, 5.5in at base). The stats I have seen suggest I am surprisingly around average which has encouraged me somewhat. Another contributor somewhere made the point that the view from the perspective of the 'owner' is often the least advantageous (looks short and thin from above) which has probably contributed to my generally negative impression of my own equipment over the years.On the basis that any reasonable enhancements seemed now to be surgically feasible, I tried to figure out what I should wish for - design my own Dick! What do women want? Of course there is no end of nonsense on the i-net but I did read about a more interesting study conducted with women choosing their ideal 3D-printed penises for one-night stand and long-term relationship scenarios. I looked at the base data (for interest summarised below) and concluded (i) that different women want different things but (ii) that a modest enhancement to my own John Thomas (Erect length: +1in, Girth: +0.5in) might put me in a comfortable and realistic sweet spot. Length One-Night Long-Term
(in) Stand Relationship Avg: 6.4 Avg: 6.4

5.0 15% 10%
5.5 13% 13%
6.0 5% 22%
6.5 33% 29%
7.0 10% 8%
7.5 15% 13%
8.0 5% 3%
8.5 3% 3%Girth One-Night Long-Term
(in) Stand Relationship

Avg: 5.0 Avg: 4.8 4.0 27% 29%
4.5 13% 21%
5.0 20% 16%
5.5 22% 17%
6.0 12% 14%
6.5 3% 2%
7.0 3% 2%I then set about trying to find a clinic to do the deed and initially looked at German clinics (\"world champs\" at penis ops). I called one clinic (UGRS) but found their approach rather more commercial than medical. I then looked at the limited online references for them which were somewhat negative (including here) so I hesitated.With more and more research, it became increasingly clear that the whole project was not as straightforward as I had imagined. By the way, this site is certainly one of the best resources anywhere.The Bottom Line?As of today, I have come to the (disappointing) conclusion that my initial 'design your own Dick' initiative has some major limitations.Specifically, my impression is that increases in Erect length are simply not possible surgically and may only be achieved to a limited extent manually with some fearsome hardware in the trousers (including in the office) and years of dedication. Is this a fair summary? On the other hand, improvements in Girth (potentially very interesting for me as it may also improve Flaccid stats as a side-effect) do seem more promising but as far I can tell the results with different approaches (own fat, PMMA, HA, etc) appear to be inconsistent (and in some cases non-permanent - which may be good or bad). This may still be a way forward but it is not yet clear to me which is the obvious 'route to glory' likely to combine both attractive results and limited risk.I would still be potentially interested to invest in some modest improvements (including temporary improvements if safer) but I am now quite uncertain as to how to proceed. Any thoughts?

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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292777846

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You\'ve been happy and having fun and the ladies have been happy with your size.

My advice:.. stay away from any type of surgical enhancement.


I was luckily endowed at 7 inches length and very good Girth

However my greed for bigger Dick, took me to Dr Elist in Beverly Hills

Huge mistake , He sold me his implant telling me I would be longer and thicker

I didn\'t need thickness.

Bottom line I had to remove the implant , was constricting my urethra

The scarring left me with a 3 Inch Erect penis, I am depressed, lost my fiancee

I tried to sue Elist attorneys wouldn\'t touch it

I complained to the California Board , they did nothing.

In general stay away from surgical enhancements, stretching , Hanging, might

work, but take a lot of time and discipline , just my 2 cents..


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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292781268

It takes a lot of courage to post something like that. Thank you for sharing your story, Maer. However, it seems that your problem was Dr. Elist, not surgical enhancement. Quite a few men have found success with surgical enhancement, but not many with Dr. Elist.

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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292785851

I\'m sorry to hear that but, not every type of penis enhancement will scar you for life, you just need to do research first. I understand how it is to be small but it\'s not the end of the world. You can manually stretch or use an extender to help with length, and a pump will help your Flaccid length and help make you harder.

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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292788032

If your Girth was 4.5-4.7 and it was something that seriously bothered you and was stopping you from having a normal sex life or just a normal life for that matter then i\'d consider it but as you sit now you\'re very lucky to have your stats, bigger then 5 inches in length and you\'re in the top percent of Girth. I consider anything 5.0 Girth and up big. If you want length just get an extender but man dont mess with a good thing.

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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292905053

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@ MaerReally sorry to hear about your problems, that's tough. Hope you are making good progress with recovery. And thanks for the warning which I am taking very seriously.@biggg1I have come full circle on this and think your advice is spot-on. It seems there aren't any riskless enhancements at the present time and in any event more careful measuring has convinced me that my stats are even slightly better that I originally posted (Girth more like 5.3'). With this encouragement, surgical options are now 'on ice'. I am considering some kind of manual exercises but am not sure if I really have what it takes to persevere with this route. For sure, I will invest more effort in general fitness and diet, etc. This may not increase my size but hopefully will still lead to more fun!

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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292905263

Clark, have you looked into a bathmate pump? It can give you an instant 0.5\"+ gain, which you can try on your lady. See how she handles it. If you both like it, you can keep pumping for a year, and you may get to keep that half Inch gain permanently. Or you can take the easy route and opt for PMMA or HA.

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What is the Current Bottom Line for Enhancements? 8 years 3 months ago #1292914639

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chester wrote: Clark, have you looked into a bathmate pump? It can give you an instant 0.5\"+ gain, which you can try on your lady. See how she handles it. If you both like it, you can keep pumping for a year, and you may get to keep that half Inch gain permanently. Or you can take the easy route and opt for PMMA or HA.


Well said, Chester.

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