When I was first married, my ex never said that my member was inadequate. But she once told me while we were drinking, that she had gotten pregnant because her lover was so big, that he broke the condom. Thanks honey, that makes me feel real good! I started disliking her then. I believe she was a gold digger anyway. But now I knew what she was thinking...I\'m not as big as others she\'s had, the whore!
I once dated a nymphomaniac who was three years older than me. I got it anytime I wanted. Then it got to be that she wanted it ALL THE TIME! I couldn\'t deal. So one night, I didn\'t take Viagra and showed up with a limp
Dick. She asks what\'s wrong, and I told her that I\'ve been taking the pill every time we would have sex. She saw it in it\'s not so full glory, a sad little crumpled shriveled pud. She got on top and rubbed her clit on my almost-same-size-as-her-clit
Dick. She climaxed and went to sleep. I left, and she never called me again and I didn\'t care. I\'m a leg man and she fucked so much that she had old lady varicose veins in her legs yuk.
I\'m not sure why when I was younger that even if I thought that I was not big, I still sought pussy, yet now, as I\'m older, I feel ashamed of my pecker. I think it may be that as an older gentleman, my package should have aged accordingly and proportionally,
Hanging to the ground due to gravity, not like a pre-teen kid whose
Balls haven\'t dropped yet.
Maybe this has something to do with it too. While in the service after a few years, we had to get physicals, and fast due to a small war going on. I go into a room and there\'s this female physician sitting there and says to close the door and drop my pants and undies. She\'s a medical officer mind you so I did.
She\'s like 5 yards from me across the room. As I pulled my pants down, my
Dick went into hiding from fear of having this lady laugh at me. She didn\'t, but she had this surprised almost sad look on her face and she said \"hmmm\". Then she said that\'s all you may leave. I felt
d. I don\'t even know to this day if she was a real doctor. I should have asked for credentials.
So when I go pee in a building rest room that doesn\'t have side barriers, I always go to the farthest from someone and try to hide it from view, ashamed of my unit. I\'m getting better at it now though, because I\'ve learned that as I\'m taking it out, I\'ll pull on it to stretch it to maximum and at least it\'s not the size of my thumb anymore...for a while.
When I go swimming, I hate getting out of the pool because the wet trunks cling to my groin, and people can see the profile of what I have (or haven\'t). So if I go to a pool party, I never get in the water, which is sad, because I love to swim.
I\'ll think of more reasons why I want to enhance my groin area, but suffice it to say, that there\'s this chick I really like and I think she likes me. But I think she\'s been around the block a few times, and I will probably never show her my pud. It would sure be nice to have a rod sitting along my leg though. I notice that she looks down there a lot. If it ever happens, it would be good to have something bigger to satisfy her, as she has kids and is probably not tight. Which reminds me...
When I was overseas, my buddy and I met these two nationals and they wanted something from the PX. In return, they gave us sex. Both were very pretty, and since I was better looking than my buddy, I got the prettiest one. WRONG MOVE! The whore had the biggest cunt I ever to this day ever saw, felt, and got lost in ever! I could have put my fist in it loose. Well, the next morning my buddy comes out with this smirk on his face and goes back to the base. His lover was walking funny and complained to my lover. I asked what the matter was. She said that my friend was too big and hurt her. Damn, I wish I had the other chick instead of that manhole I slept with. Oh well. But I didn\'t like that I was not complained about, understand?
