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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1277744007

@thehulk
Sorry to hear about your spouse. Hope she heals soon and remember... take it slow and use extra lube!

@all
They don\'t use 20% anymore due to speculation that it could be causing lumps/bumps/nodules thus the migration to factory supplied concentrations of 2%, 10% and 30%.

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1277747657

Right Miracle. I only got large clumps from 20% and not from 10% or 30%. If this is any reference it was a wise decision. I don\'t know if we\'ll ever know why, but it seems to have been a trend.

HC

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1277752661

Justadude wrote: So sorry to hear that Hulk, I\'m sure you\'re torn up about it. I assume her injury is solely related to your size?



Yes, she was having the time of her life and then I went into \"gorilla fucked\" mode and things got bad in a hurry.

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1277758560

Well hopefully this won\'t put a strain on your marriage bud. I guess the old saying, with great power comes great responsibility applies to your sex life now. I\'m sure in time she\'ll adjust as long as you take it slow and allow her some real time to get acclimated to you. Seriously, I hope and pray for the best with your situation. Take care...

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1277852518

Holding at 6.7 most days with quality Erection.

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278048771

Funny stories to report.

I got a vasectomy and had to drop my pants and the doctor said \"is it always this big? \" then asked if ive had adema of the penis? I had to break down and explain my procedure to him. He had only seen it one other time and it was a dermal graph.

I had to strip for the nurse too..... she took a special liking to me I guess cause I had shaved for the procedure but she decided it wasn\'t good enough and had to handle my shaft, which was funny because the doc didn\'t need to cut anywhere close to where she shaved.



Also, my 5 year old son saw it one morning while I was pissing and said \"wow daddy your dinky is huge\" \"it looks like a hot dog shooting a meatball\".... lol you dads out there will see the humor in that. It made me laugh pretty good.



My wife and I have begun having sex again, very gently though. Its very enjoyable to us both. Anal sex is almost oit of the question so im looking into anal plugs to help me succeed lol. My measurements fluctuated when I couldn\'t masterbate and my measurement was 6.6\" ms and once I started masterbating again it went back to 6.8. So its either some swelling or stimulating the collagen. Not sure but i figure round 2 will be in august to correct some aesthetic issues that ive discussed previously.

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278051116

thehulk wrote: Anal sex is almost oit of the question so im looking into anal plugs to help me succeed lol.


Don\'t worry your butt will loosen up eventually!!! LOL j/k

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278051904

carljohnson wrote:

thehulk wrote: Anal sex is almost oit of the question so im looking into anal plugs to help me succeed lol.


Don\'t worry your butt will loosen up eventually!!! LOL j/k


Great I\'m looking forward to it!

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278052120

Posted by thehulk:

Great I\'m looking forward to it!

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278052229

miracle7.5x6.3 wrote: Posted by thehulk:

Great I\'m looking forward to it!

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If he\'s being sarcastic why cant I?

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278052318

Awwww... I was gettin\' a stiffy! Much love hulkeepoo! Good to hear you and the misses are doing well. My kids say similar shit to me. My junk hangs out of my shorts sometimes. At 6.75\" Flaccid length, it requires attention from time to time to ensure I\'m not \"showing off\". lol Can be embarrassing in certain situations.

My favorite...

Son: Daddy?
Me: Yes, son.
Son: Your muscle is really, really big. You\'ve been exercising. That\'s why you\'re so big.
Me: I have to stay in shape so I can protect you and mommy.
Son: Pointing at my crotch... Are you going to hit the bad guy with your pee-pee?

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278054487

miracle7.5x6.3 wrote: Awwww... I was gettin\' a stiffy! Much love hulkeepoo! Good to hear you and the misses are doing well. My kids say similar shit to me. My junk hangs out of my shorts sometimes. At 6.75\" Flaccid length, it requires attention from time to time to ensure I\'m not \"showing off\". lol Can be embarrassing in certain situations.

My favorite...

Son: Daddy?
Me: Yes, son.
Son: Your muscle is really, really big. You\'ve been exercising. That\'s why you\'re so big.
Me: I have to stay in shape so I can protect you and mommy.
Son: Pointing at my crotch... Are you going to hit the bad guy with your pee-pee?


Get a stiffy all you want bud. Cause I only play switch. If you\'re goin in, so am I.

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278054627

Fair enough! LMAO! Have a great evening bud! Keep that MONSTER away from my brown-eye!

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278054754

Aww don\'t chicken out now miracle, I was just thinking about scheduling my touch up round on the same day. We can bunk up!!!

Lmao.

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Any Given Sunday 11 years 6 months ago #1278055358

Ain\'t skeered if you\'re not. I should warn you... I have inorgasmia. Could be a long night. Won\'t hear complaints from me. Enjoy! .

At your size, I hope you\'re a one-pump-chump! I know... I could name my Cock Thor and we could put together a team...

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