PhalloBoards - An Online Community to Discuss Penile Girth Enhancement General Forum Doctors Forum Username Password Remember me - [ Forgot your password? ](https://phalloboards.info/component/users/reset.html?Itemid=101) - [ Forgot your username? ](https://phalloboards.info/component/users/remind.html?Itemid=101) - [ Create an account ](https://phalloboards.info/register.html) # TOPIC: So, having a big(er) dick doesn't matter if nobody wants to sleep w/ you ## Re: So, having a big(er) dick doesn't matter if nobody wants to sleep w/ you September 11th, 2014 16:37 UTC [\#1284351462](#1284351462) - - !['s Avatar](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg) - Pending Email Verification - ![Pending Email Verification](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank2.gif) - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=3234377) > Restoration wrote: I removed most of this... I calculated that I hooked up with 40-50 guys since the surgery healed in Jan.... Hi Restoration, What do you mean by hooking up with 40-50 guys? Just connected/chatted or... Anyway - you probably had too high expectations and that can bring some disappointments especially on such a condensed time like holiday when every day counts. I don't know your circumstances but somehow I don't think hooking up with anyone through an app is deemed to have lasting success. Do you see a holiday as your prime season through out the year? I can't say I've ever met anybody on holiday. Please [Log in](https://phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly9waGFsbG9ib2FyZHMuaW5mby9mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzcwNzU2ODMtc28taGF2aW5nLWEtYmlnLWVyLWRpY2stZG9lc250LW1hdHRlci1pZi1ub2JvZHktd2FudHMtdG8tc2xlZXAtdy15b3UuaHRtbD9zdGFydD0xNQ==) or [Create an account](https://phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: So, having a big(er) dick doesn't matter if nobody wants to sleep w/ you September 11th, 2014 16:37 UTC [\#1284352742](#1284352742) - **[Puell75](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/3113355-puell75.html "View Puell75's Profile")** - [![Puell75's Avatar](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/3113355-puell75.html "View Puell75's Profile") - [ Offline](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/3113355-puell75.html) - General - ![General](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 52 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=3113355) I don't want to be rude or unsympathetic, I know it is your life and I am sorry your holiday didn't go as planned but that is some entertaining stuff! I have been with sane woman for over 20 years so I have no clue about single life. The Osama guy must have photo shopped his pics. Lol. I understand wanting to give new tool a go; I thought I was going to tear my wife a new one after R2 and it was more than .5 Inch bigger because I waited only 4 days and she didn't even notice. Lol. Boy was I surprised because I could definitely feel the difference. I guess after a few kids it going to take at least 6 Inch Girth to really make a difference. I think as long as she gets off size doesn't matter much and I've always been able to get her to finish line. Really popped my bubble though Please [Log in](https://phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly9waGFsbG9ib2FyZHMuaW5mby9mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzcwNzU2ODMtc28taGF2aW5nLWEtYmlnLWVyLWRpY2stZG9lc250LW1hdHRlci1pZi1ub2JvZHktd2FudHMtdG8tc2xlZXAtdy15b3UuaHRtbD9zdGFydD0xNQ==) or [Create an account](https://phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: So, having a big(er) dick doesn't matter if nobody wants to sleep w/ you September 11th, 2014 16:37 UTC [\#1284473583](#1284473583) - **[Puell75](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/3113355-puell75.html "View Puell75's Profile")** - [![Puell75's Avatar](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/3113355-puell75.html "View Puell75's Profile") - [ Offline](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/3113355-puell75.html) - General - ![General](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 52 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=3113355) Interesting how social norms play a large part in what is funny. Please [Log in](https://phalloboards.info/login.html?return=aHR0cHM6Ly9waGFsbG9ib2FyZHMuaW5mby9mb3J1bS9sb3ZlLWx1c3QtdmFuaXR5LzcwNzU2ODMtc28taGF2aW5nLWEtYmlnLWVyLWRpY2stZG9lc250LW1hdHRlci1pZi1ub2JvZHktd2FudHMtdG8tc2xlZXAtdy15b3UuaHRtbD9zdGFydD0xNQ==) or [Create an account](https://phalloboards.info/register.html) to join the conversation. ## Re: So, having a big(er) dick doesn't matter if nobody wants to sleep w/ you September 11th, 2014 16:37 UTC [\#1284456180](#1284456180) - **[Restoration](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/2984876-restoration.html "View Restoration's Profile")** - [![Restoration's Avatar](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/core/svg/person.svg)](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/2984876-restoration.html "View Restoration's Profile") Topic Author - [ Offline](https://phalloboards.info/forum/user/2984876-restoration.html) - General - ![General](https://phalloboards.info/media/kunena/ranks/rank1.gif) - Posts: 1185 - Thanks: 0 - [ ](https://phalloboards.info/pms.html?task=new&recip=2984876) > Puell75 wrote: I am sorry your holiday didn't go as planned but that is some entertaining stuff! Hahaha - good. That's the only way I know how to deal with it. I used to actually do stand up comedy for years...and even in this other country too where I go on vacation. I totally killed it there which was a huge surprise since their sense of humor is different, but this angle works well (i.e., my life is fucked up & we're just gonna laugh about it - kinda joan rivers & her vagina falling on the floor w/ age, etc...except I don't use age yet). I wrote a whole bit about getting my penis enlarged in TJ - but I never had the Balls to use it yet bc the scene is too small and I don't want the entire city knowing overnight. I'm still on the fence about it. There are too many funny things about the ordeal to not talk about it. I had sex w/ like 10-12 guys since I got back, so I feel better now. And it's been VERY easy...and now I'm back to a few saying "I was so surprised you were into me / so surprised you hit on me" etc... so THANK GOD! (Of course there were a dozen rejections, but a 1:1 ratio is much better than a 1:1000000 ratio!!) My vacation was cursed, and I think I was too tan and had too much botox / filler - and just looked bizarre. I showed my family friend a pic and she's like wtf is up w/ your face (looked like puffy steroid face that was shiny from botox. Botox and tanning do NOT MIX cuz it makes you look like a shiny plastic doll since the skin cant contract normally from the tanning). It settled down now & everyone's back to treating me normally...including one major clinger and wants to be my wife or something...the recent texts are borderline disturbing for a one hour hook up...and he can't fucking spell. Ugh. Can't be ugly. Can't be pretty. 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