TOPIC: What would you do if you discovered your 14 year old son is bigger than you?

I picked up my just turned 14 son from the airport this weekend. He will be staying with me for the rest of the summer. I accidentally caught sight of him naked going into the shower. His Flaccid looks larger than my Erect! I was stunned. He is a small skinny kid 5'2' and 95 lbs and maybe he is a super show-er but dam. I called my ex-wife and jokingly said I wanted a paternity test, he couldn't be mine. When I told her why she laughed and said 'I feel sorry for whoever he ends up dating, that boy is going to hurt someone'. She reassured me that I was bigger than him it is just those skinny legs that make him seem so big but he was pretty big. What is Dr. C's number again?

@johnyjumper - beer bong, that\'s very quick thinking!

Don\'t Feal bad bro my stats are about the same as you.I have 2 sons
one 23 and one 17 my oldest son took a pic
Of his song and the younger was flipin through his phone pictures
saw it then jokin around showed it to my new wife. Not funny. The boy sent
Me the picture I\'m once again proud of my son.
my youngest son is not as tall as me or his bro. He\'s 5\'8 the oldest 6\'3
They at some time within the last month compared they\'re units and say
they\'re the same.w.t.f I didn\'t realize I was
Passin out Porn star peters. Lol
What\'s even more odd to me. I drove my sons pick up a couple weeks ago
and he had a Penis Pump in the back seat.
My daughter 16 found it and asked what it was I told her it was a
Beer bong. ?? Again w.t.f.
I asked him what\'s up he says he\'s doing
p.e.. I\'m realy surprised .

You can have a test at several genetic sites over the web for increasingly affordable rates which provide analyses and direct attribution of any related traits (they have already identified a great many genes, based on thousands of studies, which correctly predict hormone levels and other factors influencing penis size).
Disclaimer: This is not an advertisement, but I got a great many such results from a site called 23andme. I also had tests done for my parents and some of my siblings. It seemed to be fairly accurate in identifying my innate traits which I always have been aware of but haven\'t been able to pinpoint in origin (a recessive gene attributing me with greater than average height came from my mother; other genes which give me a tendency to exhibit a higher mathematical/reasoning IQ were passed onto me by both my mother and father; an SNP/marker called rs1799941 regulates sex hormone-binding globulin levels, and while forms AA and AG confer +27% and +15% higher SHBG levels on its bearers, me & all my family have the typical GG here which leaves my SHBG levels average and with the vast majority).
More interestingly & relevant to PE: marker rs722208 confers -3% and -9% (lower) levels of circulating testosterone in bearers of the AG and GG pairs, respectively (basically G/guanine in this SNP correlates with lower testesterone). These effects on testosterone are on men only, with the only effect on women being that they can pass it on. While my mother and male siblings have form AA (as do the vast majority of people -- leading to average and above average testosterone), my father carries AG, and I had a 50% chance to get a G-encoding from my dad, and I was the only son who did, leaving me with an AG here and thus an expected 3% lower testosterone level with all other things being equal. This, I believe, along with other (yet-to-be-identified) genes and environmental factors leading up to and during puberty affect one\'s penis size.

I know that I sure hope my son is an overachiever!

Thank God! I suddenly thought..Shit what if he was serious! Hey if there is anyone in the world you want to exceed your own achievements its your kids right!

@justabitmore ' All in fun. I am getting a big kick out of it. It's strange because he is still just a kid. My ex-wife says he is 14 going on 8! Every now and then I look at him and just grin. He keeps saying what's up dad?

@ HC

lol Very funny

@ EQ

I really hope you wrote this from a humorous perspective otherwise I take back any laughs!!

@eq
Look at it this way, this saves you that father to son chat handing him the DHT cream...
HC

Seems like i read somewhere that these sort of traits come from the father and the mothers father. I wonder if this is true. I don\'t have children but i can see where that would be a hit to the ego. But look at the bright side. you wouldn\'t want your son to have the same worries about his anatomy that we here on these boards tend to have. Hopefully when he gets to the age where he has a girlfriend he will have positive comments instead of no comment or negative.

HA HA HA lmao!!

haha I have a similar story, but not about me

My girlfriend comes from a large family. It\'s her and five brothers. I went with her and her oldest brother\'s family to a water park this summer. He has three boys, 14, 16 and 18 yo. After we were done with everything we all went to shower and change in the locker room. Her brother was on the smaller side of average, as were the two older boys, but the 14yo was pretty large. We started joking about it and I said \"John, I don\'t think this one\'s yours\" He said \"Yeah, I think he got his uncle Mike\'s genes on that one. He didn\'t get it from me\". His oldest son chimed in with \"Yeah, it just doesn\'t seem right... he gets that thing and I get these\" and points to what is probably the largest set of nuts I have seen. The middle son was laughing along with us and says \"Screw both of you. I\'m in the same boat with dad and got jipped out of all of it\" I just about died laughing. Meanwhile the 14 yo is loving every second of it.

You never know what gene is going to pop up where.