TOPIC: Excuses for having no leg hair, literally none

Sometime ago I had 8 full body laser treatments with the intention of reducing my body hair by around 25%, it barely worked and reduced it by 10% max
Anyway this time last year I booked another course of 8 full body treatments at a different clinic, expecting the same results, boy how wrong was I, it's 3 months since my last full body session and I've got no hair on my lower legs, they look like they've been waxed.
They told me prior to booking the treatment the laser was extremely powerful but I didn't believe them thinking it's was just sales talk.
I went on holiday for a week in September and people kept glancing down at my legs when I was in the pool, I think they thought I was homosexual, which would be great if I was, but I'm not.
It's a big fuck up but I can live with it.
Any ideas about what to say if I'm asked about it?
I was thinking about saying I have alopecia
I look like a plucked Chicken.

Why would you have to make excuses over something like that???
I shave or wax my whole body since I was 19 years old. My first girlfriend told me if I dont remove all hair we will not be seeing each other anymore. Since then I have met many women who have the same requirement. And I would also not touch a woman with any hair, I think it is disgusting and unhygienic.
Practically all bodybuilders remove all body hair.

I workout, tan, and shave entire body for the past 15 years.. women love it.. and always mention how much they like it. May just take some time to get use to it but i think you will find women like it and I have never had someone mistake if I was gay.

males take longer for hair laser reduction b/c we produce more androgens

You can always try it and see how it goes.

This place uses the Alma Soprano Ice, which is a combo diode and ND-YAG laser, I believe.

The first round I had was done with a Soprano XL, it's machine worth around 50k and it didn't work. You should avoid IPL laser they only cost around 5k and are a straight up con.
If your a white male with brown/black hair your best off with strong Diode Laser, I think the Lumenis Lightsheer Duet is the best, it worked too well in my case, if you have treatment with this only have 6 sessions at a time.

I have actually been thinking about doing full body laser, but it is $2,500 for 24 sessions over a year.

Yeah I was thinking that, although I do have hair on my chest, it's recuced the hair on my upper body by about 75% but it's 100% gone on my legs.
It doesn't really help that I've got really dark head hair and coarse facial hair. Just imagine an Italian looking guy with no body hair, it looks unnatural, but it's not the end of the world.
Cheers Bri.

I have had friends that naturally do not have body hair. Arms, legs, chest... all naturally hairless.
Look on the upside, if you\'re in decent shape, removing the hair will make you look even better.

Are you American?