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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1298142828

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

If she doesn\'t know.

Possibilities:
- tell her you got your dick made bigger in mexiko
- tell her you did natural penis enlargement, some jelquing
- tell her you broke your penis, now it\'s healed again and it\'s bigger

Nodules:




ps here thread \'Excuses not to have sex (after pmma procedure)
phalloboards.websitetoolbox.com/post/exc...60431?pid=1298142782

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300113222

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other Threads with same topic:

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300071084

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I meant current (and former) partners

I am slow in understanding i guess , was it like this: shesaidavg, you called her up, said \'hey, i have a new bigger Dick\', she said \'wtf, no way, ok, let\'s try it\'. Then she moaned in sex and you told her \'don\'t be stupid, one can\'t make a Dick bigger\'.

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300070336

You could always just not have sex with previous partners... you know that right? I haven\'t seen any partners from before, hell I\'m not even in contact with any of them. Problem solved.They\'re former partners for a reason after all.

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300069375

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I didn\'t understand this sentence: \"If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a Dick.\"


Squealed is derived from a pig when in distress as to alarm others.

In this context he means telling someone that he has had a penis procedure

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300068105

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What\'s too explain? I actually used it as a reason to bang an ex girlfriend. I asked her, \"Have you ever had sex with the same man that had two different dicks? Of course not and she was very curious so it was a slam dunk. If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a Dick. We were having sex and things were going well , and then she said, (I could also hear the strain in her voice) as I was getting her from behind, she said \"You are BIG!\" As soon as she said that I came like a mad man! She also said something about how her insides felt rearranged after sex. I know that\'s odd but she said it. I was really happy because she had an ex that was supposedly hung like a horse. Yee haw!

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I didn\'t understand this sentence: \"If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a Dick.\"

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300060627

Dream wrote: How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners?

If she doesn\'t know.

Possibilities:
- tell her you got your dick made bigger in mexiko
- tell her you did natural penis enlargement, some jelquing
- tell her you broke your penis, now it\'s healed again and it\'s bigger

Nodules:

What\'s too explain? I actually used it as a reason to bang an ex girlfriend. I asked her, \"Have you ever had sex with the same man that had two different dicks? Of course not and she was very curious so it was a slam dunk. If she squealed on me I would just say she is nuts as there is no way to increase the size of a dick. We were having sex and things were going well , and then she said, (I could also hear the strain in her voice) as I was getting her from behind, she said \"You are BIG!\" As soon as she said that I came like a mad man! She also said something about how her insides felt rearranged after sex. I know that\'s odd but she said it. I was really happy because she had an ex that was supposedly hung like a horse. Yee haw!



ps here thread \'Excuses not to have sex (after pmma procedure)
phalloboards.websitetoolbox.com/post/exc...60431?pid=1298142782

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1298145371

This may not work for the younger folks here, but I told a few women that have noticed the size difference that I had an hyperactive reaction after my vasectomy operation!! They eat it up and never question it. One even said well that\'s a bonus!

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1298144015

You are right. I usually put a Cock ring on after i pump and the Girth is just crazy

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1298143653

Wear a Cock ring. If she says it has got thicker say it is because of the ring. Anyone can Google that a Cock ring will make you thicker if she does not believe. Once or twice meeting you with a ring on and she will forget what it use too look like without it.

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How to Explain a Bigger Dick / Dick with Nodules to (former) Sexual Partners? 7 years 2 months ago #1300113584

We\'ll, now I can say my peircing caused swelling and fibrosis, which resulted in a nice increase in Girth.... smh

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