TOPIC: Pre Planned excuse for Granulomas.

If you get granulomas what would you tell your wives, girlfriends, boyfriends ?
Would you tell them the truth or do you have a pre planned excuse? if so please tell me

I would not tell the truth. Some of my best friends know but I have known one for 20 years and the other had silicone injected in his Dick 10 years ago. I would just say it is a side effect from long term use of medication I take and that it is just a harmless plaque build up. In my case, I actually have epilepsy so I used that when I had PMMA and the Removal, but just make something up. I told my whole office I was having Dick surgery using that lie, they sent me flowers, lol, and someone else sent me Tamanu oil for scarring. Or say you have had it since childhood and it is nothing. The issue with telling the truth, which I\'m not opposed to, is that you can cycle through a few people and unless you feel ok about them knowing - which really means them telling their friends, I would keep the info to yourself. I went through so much money on this stuff I had to borrow money from my sister to pay for the last visit. I just told her the truth and she laughed and just said oh brother and sent me the money and that was it. She added don\'t go too big and 2 days later the money was in my account.

HD I\'m as ballsy as they come, but having your office send you flowers for a PE procedure, and better yet, getting your sister to pitch in, is Hi-Tide Pimpin\'. At this point, you should just walk around with a cape and a decorative cane.

LMAO! I really did just bust out laughing at the office. It really was funny when I got back everyone was asking how my Dick surgery went - I said really good thanks ? and got lots of advice on preventing scars from a few women in the office. It\'s sort of like amateur porn. When younger I would think that\'s ballsy, at least the ones than didn\'t hide their faces. I thought it was sort of admirable but could never do it myself. As I got older I have more of a DGAS attitude, like I am just living my life. My sister is loaded, so this was lunch money to her and I had an emergency penis enlargement situation on my hands.

Hunkydory01 wrote: ...I had an emergency penis enlargement situation on my hands.

I\'ve walked into gyms wearing a clearly visible ESL40, coming from under my shorts, and I don\'t come close to your pimposity.

Thank you, I really am flattered. I used to wear the grip under my sweat pants and to the gym and on the street and it was certainly visible. I think you can get away with that when you are younger like I was. On an older guy like I am now, I would just think perv. Sorry Reklaw if I screwed up your thread.

Hunkydory01 wrote: I would not tell the truth. Some of my best friends know but I have known one for 20 years and the other had silicone injected in his Dick 10 years ago. I would just say it is a side effect from long term use of medication I take and that it is just a harmless plaque build up. In my case, I actually have epilepsy so I used that when I had PMMA and the Removal, but just make something up. I told my whole office I was having Dick surgery using that lie, they sent me flowers, lol, and someone else sent me Tamanu oil for scarring. Or say you have had it since childhood and it is nothing. The issue with telling the truth, which I\'m not opposed to, is that you can cycle through a few people and unless you feel ok about them knowing - which really means them telling their friends, I would keep the info to yourself. I went through so much money on this stuff I had to borrow money from my sister to pay for the last visit. I just told her the truth and she laughed and just said oh brother and sent me the money and that was it. She added don\'t go too big and 2 days later the money was in my account.

Such a good sister you have!

HD thanks for that, that\'s useful, I think il use a similar excuse.
Sorry for late reply I\'m really ill right now.