TOPIC: Tijuana-US border?

Hello,

Any non US or Canada citizens had any issues crossing the border from tijuana back to San Diego?
I have a valid US visa and go to the US at least once a year, for work. I wouldn\'t really know what to say when asked what I was doing in tijuana though.

Has anyone ever had an issue explaining why they were in tijuana for 24h? Is \"I had a cosmetic procedure/Girth enhancement\" a valid answer or do people just say they went shopping?

Thanks a lot.

You will say \"medical procedure\" that is all. You do not have to describe your procedure. If an agent tries to dog deeper just tell him cosmetic surgery on your face, or biceps.

I had the question asked and like you I was terrified and embarrassed, I asked my taxi can driver and he gave me those very instructions. And when I got asked... I said very firmly \"medical procedure\" and that was that.

Good luck.

I don\'t embarrass easily... I told border security that, \"I had my penis enlarged and now I can\'t fit my fingers around the damned thing... very satisfied.\" The look on the black man\'s face was priceless. Honesty is the best policy. teehee

Miracle, that\'s a blast- only you could say that ! Priceless.

And did you know that they canned all of that on film?


@Justin

The only real difference is going to be a slightly longer check of your ID versus an American returning to the US. Entry into Mexico is really easy. Return to the US isn\'t too rough, if you take Dr C\'s shuttle service you get access to a fast lane which helps you avoid a huge room filled with people lined up waiting. I planned on telling them if they asked that I went to visit a doctor. Period. What goes on between me and my physician is my own business. Plus, how would they know that we didn\'t already have that huge bulge in our pants on our way into Mexico? LOL

HC

Posted by HunkChunk:

And did you know that they canned all of that on film?

So what you\'re saying is now I\'m famous? Woohoo!

@Miracle

You\'re already a celebrity here, only we can be sure that the folks at TSA, Homeland Security and on Border Patrol all know what DD looks like! Problem is, they can\'t be sure that anything like this could be possible. If they knew, I\'ll bet they\'d measure us on the way in and on the way out, and hit us with import duties per 1/4 of Girth.


@Justin

I take back what I said, as recently, several members here didn\'t get into Mexico as easily as one used to. I always take their medical shuttle which expedites things, it might be a bit different when crossing on your own. I am not even asked for my passport, but now this may be a bit different, although it\'s nothing to worry about. As I don\'t have quite the \"cojones\" of our friend Miracle, if asked I\'ll just say that I am consulting a Dermatologist, which is absolutely true. They can ask his name and get confirmation of my appointment, the medical office is even called Avanti-Derma which is discrete for us, since Dr C does a lot of other procedures and treatments beyond redressing our love life and inflating our egos with considerably larger canons !

Cheers,

HC

I tell the border patrol agents the truth. I was at Adelitas screwing about 5 gorgeous chicks and my Dick now looks like an over cooked piece of bacon

I think I must have done something wrong when I crossed back over to US. There was a pathway that went past all of the lines and agents who ask questions. To me it looked like it was okay to go that way...I don\'t remember what gave me that idea. I paused a few times as I started to realize that it looked like I was just skipping past the security check area...but nobody was really looking at me weird except for the others waiting in line so I just kept going. I never talked to a single person going back through to the US. I did talk briefly when crossing into Mexico. I also didn\'t see any people selling shit like someone else had described...I brought extra cash to buy the wife a little something and didn\'t see any vendors. Weird. I think I must have did it wrong.