TOPIC: Moustaches

Hey guys, my two adult sons and I all have Tom Selleck style moustaches and they usually impress the women quite well. I am getting a little sick of making sure it is always trim died and soft with a little wax but when I date younger chicks that have hairless pussies it drives them insane when I tease them during foreplay and suck on each of their labia and then the clit and then go to town with the hardcore cunnilingus. Do you think if I switch to a short beard it will have the same effect as a long tickling moustache? I always lay down a towel underneath the girls and when I surface I have pussy cream all over my moustache (I love seeing it in the mirror). Usually with the younger women they let you kiss then on the lips right after because they are happy to have a man go down on them. I don\'t want to shave off the soup strainer if I can\'t tease the younger pussy the way I do now.

I love your posts. I go from fascination to disgust and back again but I\'m always entertained.

JasonHardwick wrote: Hey guys, my two adult sons and I all have Tom Selleck style moustaches and they usually impress the women quite well. I am getting a little sick of making sure it is always trim died and soft with a little wax but when I date younger chicks that have hairless pussies it drives them insane when I tease them during foreplay and suck on each of their labia and then the clit and then go to town with the hardcore cunnilingus. Do you think if I switch to a short beard it will have the same effect as a long tickling moustache? I always lay down a towel underneath the girls and when I surface I have pussy cream all over my moustache (I love seeing it in the mirror). Usually with the younger women they let you kiss then on the lips right after because they are happy to have a man go down on them. I don\'t want to shave off the soup strainer if I can\'t tease the younger pussy the way I do now.

You are brilliant at this!

lol, this belongs in a thread just for PB classics. You sound like a pervy Ned Flanders. I was waiting for the question and then realized it was just a statement about loving pussy cream on your mustache - HAHAHA! I am not even sure you are for real but it is so entertaining. Aside from Ned Flanders, Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer, and Deliverance comes to mind

I am serious guys, I love getting the reaction from them. I guess I could shave it and focus on learning how to make girls squirt with fingering or maybe if I have a massive Girth after Dr. C it might make the younger women release their pussy cum easily.

Too be clear the boys don\'t have moustaches all the time they shave them and grow different style beards and razor them off all the time like young men do these days.

Hey Johnathan your posts are pure gold!